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hey y'all, avi here. just fyi, my old computer seems to have given up the ghost last night, so i'm now on tumblr with my new computer! ...which i'm not super used to using yet. so apologies if it takes me a while to really get things going.
(i'm also reblogging this to all the sideblogs i still consider active or semi-active, so if you're seeing this and your first thought is "holy shit you're still here", first of all hey, and second of all sorry lol)
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alternate version:
Shigaraki: What do you say when you answer the phone? Spinner: What up? Dabi: Who dis be? Kurogiri: No, he’s dead. This is his reanimated corpse.
Kurogiri: What do you say when you answer the phone?
Spinner: What up?
Dabi: Who dis be?
Shigaraki: No, she’s dead. This is her grandson.
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Hisashi: Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?
Inko: That’s the sonogram of our baby.
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"I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious."
-Bakugou Katsuki, probably
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"I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!"
-Hawks, probably
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"I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day."
-Bakugou, probably
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Midoriya: I am straight-up depressed. Iida's been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me a sticker this morning just for waking up. Uraraka: Ew, it's like dating your teacher. Midoriya: I know. It's so hot.
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Bakugou: Guys, could you please stop insulting Izuku? His life is pathetic enough without you. [Turns to Midoriya] Don't say I never defend you. Midoriya: Can I say you never defend me well?
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"If I had learned how to laugh as a child I would right now."
-Todoroki Shouto, probably
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Natsuo: Don't forgive people who aren't sorry for what they did. Fuyumi: Jesus did. I'm just saying. Natsuo: Do I look like Jesus to you?
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Midoriya: You want what I have. Bakugou: A stupid name and a death wish?
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Kaminari: If you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at? Bakugou: I can and will laugh at others. Lots of them.
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Midoriya: Do you like Kacchan? Kirishima: Sure, who doesn't? Midoriya: Over half the people that meet him.
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Aizawa: I told my kids they were allowed to hit each other once per day, so they should really think it through and not waste it.
Aizawa: Now they’re calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other, BUT, the actual hitting has stopped. I’m a genius.
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"These pterodactyls are clones of my dead brother!"
-Todoroki Shouto, probably
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Best Jeanist: You know, Bakugou, you may not realize it, but you can be extremely abrasive. Bakugou: Oh, no, I'm well aware of that.
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Aizawa: Tell me something I don't know. Present Mic: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
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