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It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle

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Customer: BYE BYE BRO DMV: WHAT THE FUCK. Verdict: DENIED

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*goes mall shopping with lana*

me: i missed this <3

lana: my boyfriend taught me how to file a restraining order and i do jiu jitsu

me: ummm well what do you think about this dress...?

lana: *tries it on* how do you feel about it?

me: it looks so good on you lana banana :P

lana: don't call me that.

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I'm losing my fucking mind at "skelet or some type of a devil shit"

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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can we please move the true meaning of punk circlejerk to a different outdated genre

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Just some absolutely amazing work by banksy.. hes probably my favorite street artist he is fucking up the game right now. He is the picasso of graff

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we're not getting a 4 day work week but we are allowed to refer to all meals as lunch

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“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

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new character: guy that’s letting u know he’s got an apple but never eats it

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Vietnamese architects and historians consider the years from 1940 to 1975 the golden age of Vietnamese modernism. In that period, major modernist public buildings such as hospitals and hotels were designed and constructed.

- Mel Schenck via Saigoneer, "How Vietnam Created Its Own Brand of Modernist Architecture"

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

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one sip of boiled water got me singing like

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