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Yamada : *smile*
Aizawa : *blush and slams his hand on the table* that's it, I'm gonna kill them
Kayama : Or you can ask them out ????
Aizawa : k-killing is e-easier..
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Aizawa: every time i'm around Yamada my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets
Aizawa: i think i'm alergic to him
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Aizawa: i made the decision to trust you
Yamada: a terrible decision, tbh
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Aizawa: *walks into the room*
UA teachers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Aizawa: oh, so this is what you were planning in secret
Aizawa: i thought you were planning to kill me
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Yamada: what's your biggest fear?
Aizawa: being abandoned
Yamada: damn, that's deep
Yamada: mine is mr clean, but i feel kinda stupid about that now
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Aizawa: I don't like most people, but I guess you're okay
Yammada:
Yamada: I'm your fucking husband, shota
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Aizawa: may i sit here?
Yammada: that's my lap
Aizawa: that doesn't answer my question
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Aizawa: so you fucked up
Yamada: i don't know what you're referring to but probably
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Yamada: Do I even look good in this outfit?
Aizawa: You look perfect, I wish I could pull that off
Yamada: You can if you want
Aizawa: What?
Yamada: What?
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Yamada: i look so ugly today like i do not wanna go
Aizawa: WHAT?! you look GORGEOUS
Yamada: i know i just wanted to hear you saying
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Yamada: remember at our wedding, when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until "death" shall part us?
Aizawa *sighing*: what did you do?
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Yamada: it's 45ºC out here, why are you wearing black?!
Aizawa: people who stop wearing black just because it's hot are weak
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Aizawa: if i'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means i'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and i can't handle your crap
Yamada: you're always sarcastic with me
Aizawa: have fun figuring out which one it is
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Aizawa: you say "please" and "thank you" in front of your kids all the time and they never repeat it
Aizawa: but when you say "fuck" ONCE-
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Aizawa: I like PresentMic a lot
Midnight: have you told him yet?
Aizawa: no, but in my mind we have a lot of cats
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