ericvivianmatthews

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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the fact that any video game ever gets made is a fucking miracle, let alone good ones.

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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happy pride month once again, here’s a redraw of this iconic medieval art

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if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.

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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

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So I know why I'm tired and moody but like WHY AM I TIRED AND MOODY brain just let me live I beg u

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about