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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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God's strongest soldiers are retail workers that have to listen to that dog shit music all hours of the day

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Something about having an universal translator, and learning to understand without it

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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s is for slug

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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I've been seing the movie mugshot everywhere and so I wondered how it would work out with the magical peoples.

Plz note this is strictly non-canon because the wzrd would shenanigan long before seeing the inside of a police station.

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thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com

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I have an interview at the Maine Oceanarium today and the guy emailed me JUST NOW and was like Hey can you put together a short presentation on an animal of your choice. My interview is in like 3 hours

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sam reich should be running Squid Games

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Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

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toad vocalizations

#animals

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