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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
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Last year… on this day…
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I have never not been confused.
Taxes? Confused.
Future? Confused.
Relationships? Confused.
Gender? Confused.
Help me!
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my guard ass could never tell the truth
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Short Giraffe is a quirky little physics-based platformer where you become a secret agent giraffe with an extendable robotic neck!
Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows)
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Peer pressure is bullshit
No one gives a fuck about high school social hierarchies
You don’t have to go to college right out of high school 
And you don’t even necessarily have to go to college, there are more options than just college
guide 4 teens
tell the cops nothing
tell the paramedics everything
ur eyebrows are fine
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I’m not gonna lie, this is going to hurt but it needs to be said.
I have no idea how to make a Tumblr shit post. 
What I thought were shit posts, I now realize are just crappy Twitter hot takes.
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Fuck this one hits home.
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Add two teaspoons of Parmesan to your Kraft cheese powder when you mix it.
You can thank me later
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You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce
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This is the only celebrity marriage I care about! Look how happy they are! <3
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For the love of all that is holy, unmute.
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My child says hello
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More vibes 🤘🏻
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Isabela: I've been told to "stop being so passive-aggressive." I have since decided the proper course of action is to become fully aggressive.
Isabela, swinging an axe: Come get some, fuckwads.
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