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"Did I roast them a bit too much" - Paul

The bloody audacity of this man setting a shit recipe, with terrible nonexistent instructions and giving a totally unrealistic time frame and then being shocked that none of the bakers succeeded???

The worst part is, I'm not even shocked anymore.

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023 #catching up because i missed it on tuesday #this is just typical and i so sick of it #id be so annoyed if i was one of the bakers

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the rain knows all my secrets

#rainy mood

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When asked how the bakers managed the answer should absolutely not be a shocked, "It went surprisingly well."

It's like the actively want the bakers to fail.

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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Remember when bake off used to be about amateur bakers, having a good time making things that were within the realms of being oh, you know, home bakers?

That was fun. Enjoyable. I know longer think that.

#its just not fun for me anymore #they give them all these ridiculous tasks with impossible time frames #that the average person would never consider baking #gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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Bet Paul is going to be extra obnoxious during this bun challenge because not only is he the king of bread, he's also the king of twats

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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I thought this was pastry week? Why has everyone challenge been a pie?? Surely that makes it pie week??

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023 #theres so many things they could have done instead

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Something about the way Paul looms over the bakers, pulls faces and says nothing really boils my blood...

#like why paul??? #weird intimidation tactic #great british bake off #gbbo 2023 #gbbo

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"I'm so gutted. I've just had a crap day."

I feel you Nicky. Your words speak to my soul.

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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Upload 3 4K autumn beauty

#autumn

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Nicky unironically saying shiver me timbers is exactly why I love her

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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Oh look a complicated task where the bakers don't have enough time! Who would have guessed! I for one am completely shocked that this would ever happen on bake off!

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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#books #mood

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Surely if every bake is under proved and needed more time. Then oh I don't know maybe give the bakers adequate time to actually complete the task?!?!?

This is my biggest issue with bake off every. single. year.

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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Noel, sweetheart... Paul's wrinkly balls on a baking sheet is not a dream. It's a hellish nightmare and I really did not need the metal imagery

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

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Can Paul stay stuck in the medieval well please Noel?

#gbbo #gbbo 2023 #great british bake off #leave him there #never to judge bread again

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Leopard skin speedos, a top hat and flippers.

Essential uniform for any self respecting forager.....

#gbbo #great british bake off #gbbo 2023

[escapetoluna]

“I pray that my days will be long at your side. Let me fill and satisfy every longing in your soul. May your hand be in mine, by sun and by night. Let our breaths twine and our blood become one, until our bones return to dust. Even then, may I find your soul still sworn to mine.”

—Vows in the Dark, from Divine Rivals

#divine rivals #quotes #rebecca ross #letters of enchantment