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when im attracted to a man it’s either i want to see him pathetic dripping wet on his knees begging for mercy or i want him to control every cell in my body like hama from avatar. sometimes both

#GSNFHEGWGFJSKSJHDJS #realest thing thats ever been said tbh

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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#kink #KFBDBBFFKDHEJK oh boy

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🔹 Someone else's fiction cannot cause you physical harm.

🔹If someone else's fiction is causing you emotional or psychological harm, or distress, you can put it down and not read/watch it.

🔹Your emotional well-being is not the responsibility of fiction writers.

🔹Someone else's fiction is not about your personal trauma.

🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.

🔹Fiction writers are not responsible for other people's mental health.

🔹The content of a piece of fiction does not reflect on the morality of its author.

🔹Just because someone writes about bad things happening, doesn't mean they want those things to happen.

🔹Don't like? Don't read.

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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

#please stop voting for os I don’t wanna run windows 11

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#worldbuilding is me and maia’s courtship activity im pretty sure

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

#sorry this is so fucking funny #based kid

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I’ve addressed a lot of things about myself since the days when I was a spectacularly maladjusted high schooler but I am beginning to despair of ever being able to deal with displeasure in a way that does not involve me descending into some sort of desperate, fawning panic to appease the other person

#even if it’s not directed at me… #if anyone is mad at anyone else I simply turn into a pathetic prey animal until my big sad sacrificial doe eyes fix the problem #blazie speaks

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#99 cent apple pastry from the grocery store nearby… #or an egg over rice #or an apple

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i made this poll a while ago and watermelon won, which to say the least had many members the mangoenthusiast.com up in arms about it, so settle this for once and all

no third option, propaganda is welcome. reblog after voting <3

#how is watermelon winning watermelon is one of the least good fruits of all time #a good mango is the divine nectar of fruits

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Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.

#I read however many chapters of the second one were translated at the time? #enjoyed it a lot djdhfbfj

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One of the most underrated Katara traits is how she is flawlessly able to roll with a lie like. When Sokka comes up with Wang Fire she introduces herself as Sapphire Fire without missing a beat, and even more impressively, when Aang introduces himself as Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis she IMMEDIATELY follows up with June Pippinpaddleopsicopolis

#atla #extreme sibling trait right there

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seb…

#stardew valley #he look so soft…

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i could cry into the void about rezhong forever like the fact that the only reason its not popular is because azhdaha doesn't have a tall anime twink form like im gonna sob

Imagine being partners but slowly watching your partner lose themselves and their memories and try to destroy everything you created together and you have to seal him away in a prison of the earth MIND you zhongli is the one who awoke him from underground so he just put him back there like?????

And the fact even after the betrayal Zhongli and Azhdaha still care so deeply for each other like they can't change the past but when Azhdaha is conscious Zhongli is upset that he has to leave him again. They are victims of fate!!! Doomed yaoi!! It was never meant to be but they wanted it to work.

And if Azhdaha is the Geo Dragon Sovereign he was perfectly content with Morax taking his authority and he loved humanity and their friendship. BUT we know Sovereigns and Archons don't work out like I am telling you it was doomed from the start but its so good please listen to me!!!

#op listen to my pitch for playable hot anime boy kun jun/azhdaha sharing a body #/hj #rezhong #genshin impact #shipping #I need. more crumbs of them they’re so soul destroying

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

#is this homest— /dies