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Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.

#i finished whats currently out of the second reccomendstion #10 chapters and the last one was published or at least posted something like late feb of this year 2024 #RIP i want more i want it completing im melting #save for later #like #ider what sort of tags i use to find this later so good luck later me #lets check out the first one #it seems p consistently in the making at least #maybe a chapter every month or two from what i can tell? #bc its also fairly new like i think it STARTED in spring of 2023 #so 10 chapters in about a year aint bad #manga as an art is truly something wild

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angels

#angels #love #art #i esp love the eyes on the tummy #tummy so fragile... tuch gently please

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#employment jelly pLEASE!

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

#lmao

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I desire to be a good person and I will.

I feel like I need that special touch

#hELLLO???? #wGAT

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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy

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Well, did you?

#love #music #audio #cannot lose #i love this song im so sorry im gonna reblog it every day forever now (hyperbole probably)

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My take on the walrus knocking on your door versus a fairy knocking on your door thing is that I don't believe in magic or fairies whatsoever and I'd still be more surprised by the walrus. A fairy knocking on my door means I've made one bad assumption about how the world works; a walrus knocking on my door – in Saskatchewan, in February – means I'm wrong about a great many things.

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#gosh i HATE this song #i know its popular but gosh seeing the numbers cemented ppl actually like this song and not just bc of movie associations or whatever #accidentally clicked first time listening but in the right direction at least

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I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to know on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't

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I feel like the people freaking out in the notes/tags about the walrus/fairy thing don't realize how many of their fellow humans firmly believe in the possibility of the fae being real. 😆

Like I don't mean certain they're real or anything, but moreso like "Oh yeah, that folklore might exist for a valid reason and I'm not completely ruling it out."

But I am completely ruling out a walrus being able to make it up the stairs to my apartment and fit outside my door, let alone navigate the hundreds of miles on land to my doorstop.

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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#as one tumblr user put in the notes so eloquently; #a walrus would be a quick simple death #a death by fairies would be painful whimsical and horrific #also i am NOT well versed in fairies enough to think i could deescalate the fight #but i think maybe i could convince a walrus to focus on something more interesting by dropping some food on the ground #and buy me time to book it tf outta there #fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus vs fairy poll

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Thinking about the walrus vs fairy thing and I have to ask the question I've been considering which is what you do AFTER the walrus and/or fairy arrives at your door

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I’m so glad most people on this website seem to have correct surprisingness of walrus opinions

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