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when ur manifestations become reality

puppy play

pairing: chris evans x reader

themes: puppy snugs, chris snugs, just all the fluff

word count: 1550

summary: you and your husband chris appear on buzzfeed’s famous “playing with puppies” interview, ready to surprise the fans with bigger news than anyone was expecting.

taglist: @viarogers, @evanstush, @chibi-crazy, @chalamet-evans, @world-of-losers,@songforhema  @sebabestianstan101 @tanyam93 @b-val1@wonderwinchester@little-miss-exo​ @poerebel @bitchbabes-world 

note: requested by anonymous // hope you enjoy! also just wanted to apologize to everyone that my fics have been so much shorter lately. while i’m traveling, i’ve been writing on my phone which usually ends up in less of a word count as compared to when i use my laptop. but i’m still putting all my effort into making these as good as i can for you all, i promise :))

** please send an ask if you would like to be added to my taglist of any chris evans related fics!

You smiled brightly at the camera waving as the BuzzFeed interviewer introduced you and your husband as the two of you sat on the floor; though of course, she did not actually introduce you two as that, considering the general public had no idea. As far as everyone was concerned, you and Chris had been dating for years and engaged for around six months, but you had still managed to keep it a secret that the two of you had gone ahead and had an incredibly private ceremony to officiate your new relationship; while part of you felt guilty for leaving your fans out of your life, both of you had discussed how you simply did not feel like receiving all the exhausting backlash that came with such announcements. “Didn’t he just propose? That marriage isn’t going to last.” “Isn’t she younger than him? She has no idea what she’s doing yet, she won’t want to be tied down for long.” “Is he even ready for a stable relationship? He seems like he’s always working on some project or the other.”

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#this is the second fic that became real lmao #i have superpowers #chris evans

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Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

#im ded #chris evans

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hi hi! is it okay to ask for help? do you know this chris evans smut when he was wearing this violet shorts and the reader made fun of him because of how funny he look, he also had the ari levinson hair at that time? thank you so much! ❤️

i'm sorry i'm not sure, but if any of my followers know please reply to this! 💙

#anonymous #answered

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WOWOW it's nye and i've hit 7k!! thank you for following even though i've been on such a long hiatus! 💙

#rhee speaks

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can't believe i went ring shopping at jareds today and called a ring "this boi" in front of the salesman in a whole ass suit

#i was wearing a sweatsuit #why are wedding rings even a thing anyways #i'm not sophisticated enough for this #how r u all tho????? #rhee speaks

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any drabble requests? might do one or two before i call it a night :)

#rhee speaks #rhee drabbles #taking requests

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CHRIS EVANS for Variety, 2014.

#o shit #chris evans

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Love is stored in the forehead touch

#k this is super fuckin sweet #mcu

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okay but,.. it’s Christmas now and I would like to see decorating the tree with husband!andy barber

~ rhee drabbles ~

"Excuse me, what the hell do you think you're doing?"

You look up to see your husband's head peeking into your study, his eyebrow arched as he looks at you in disapproval. A tired but genuine smile crosses your lips as you allow yourself to turn away from your monitor, crossing your legs and mirroring his expression challengingly. "A little something called my job. Unless, you know, you want to go ahead and be the sole breadwinner for this family so I can achieve my lifelong dream of being a trophy wife instead."

He tries to stay serious but fails, grinning at your joke. "Darling, you're already my trophy wife whether you have a job or not. But right now you have another job to do." He holds up a string of Christmas lights he had been hiding behind his back, his handsome smile growing wider. "Jacob's gonna get here from Laurie's house around seven, and I thought it'd be nice if we had the tree all decorated by the time he comes."

You smile and nod, turning off the computer and getting up with a stretch. "You're right, he'll love it. I can pop some cookies into the oven too, and we can have a hot-chocolate-Christmas-movie-night tonight?" you suggest as you follow Andy to the living room, and he reaches down to give your ass a playful squeeze in his way of confirmation. "Yes, please. That sounds absolutely perfect, sweetheart."

The two of you approach the tree he had just brought in the night before, examining the boxes of lights and decorations surrounding it. He untangles the string of lights in his hands and gets to work on wrapping it around the tree, looping wires over branches and adjusting the small bulbs so that the lights are evenly spaced. You can't help but smile as you watch him- seeing that look of concentration in his face, the way he bites down on his lower lip ever so slightly. As an attorney, he's always been a bit of a perfectionist. You look over to the boxes and raise an eyebrow in amusement upon spotting an elf hat with the pointy ears on the sides, taking it out and immediately placing it on his head. Paired with his beard, navy blue L.L. Bean sweater, and perfectly ironed Brooks Brothers pants, he looks ridiculous and somehow even more attractive at the same time.

He looks up in surprise but laughs, touching one of the giant ears attached to the hat. "Oh, am I just your little elf doing all the work here? You're just gonna stand there and watch, Mrs. Clause?"

"Eh, little ELF wasn't the term I was going to use," you tease, and his blue eyes widen in playful offense.

"Oh, we'll see who the little elf is here," he challenges, forgetting about the lights- and comes for you instead, arms suddenly wrapped around your waist as he scoops you up into the air. You shriek and laugh simultaneously, unable to hold back the wide smile upon your face as he tosses you down onto the chaise in front of the fireplace, his body pinning yours down.

"Andy! What happened to decorating the tree?" you giggle, squirming underneath him. He kisses you all over your face and neck, making obnoxious smooching noises to go along with it, only making you laugh more as your hands fly to his biceps, holding on tight.

"Mm, tree's not going anywhere." He replies in between kisses, his voice dipping an octave lower; you know what that tone means, and the familiar shiver you love oh-so-much runs up your spine and sends warmth throughout your entire body. "Now shush and let me unwrap my favorite present."

As clothes get tossed across the floor and on top of the boxes of decorations, his hands running over every curve of your body and his mouth moving down south, you know that the tree most certainly will not be decorated by the time Jacob arrives tonight.

#andy barber x reader #andy barber #andy barber fanfiction #andy barber fic #chris evans x reader #wow its been a while #def a bit rusty oop #also i really meant for this to be fluffy but oh well #rhee drabbles #thewritingdoll

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KNIVES OUT (2019)

#luv #knives out #also daniel craig is so attractive ok

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alright guys. i'm babysitting and having a v lowkey asthma attack and forgot my inhaler so send me some drabble requests and help me take my mind off my lack of oxygen 😊

#i haven't written in like a year and a half i think #so let's see how much i suck #!!! #rhee speaks

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whoa that’s wild

https://twitter.com/stuckys_baby/status/1459592676685369348?s=21

Omg that is crazy... I was like 'ok, but they made Seb look younger for that role, maybe he looked older in real life' and then I looked for other pics and nope 😂 Here is a 2003 candid of Seb next to 2003 Chris, and remember at this time they were 22 (Chris) and 21 (Seb) respectively:

On a side note, these two photoshoots of Chris's are also from around 2003/4... Sebastian mentioned knowing who Chris was before they started working together, right? I wouldn't be at all surprised if Seb knew who Chris was even back in 2003 tbh 👀

Anyway, and then 6 years later in 2009, they looked like this:

Wild indeed 🙀

#ok but maybe it's bc seb doesn't have any facial hair in any of his pics 😂 #chris would look like a bb too if he shaved #lolol just a thought #these are cute pics tho #chris evans #sebastian stan

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thanks for mentioning me love!! 💙

𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐬 [𝐎𝐂𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏]

all of these are fics i HIGHLY recommend. these have made my emotionless soul FEEL things i cannot put into words.

i will try to do this every month! also follow my library account @christies-library where i reblog more recommendations!

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devotion by @mellowswriting

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coffee by @buckys-darling

Mornings with Bucky.

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young at heart by @sugarpplum

James' girlfriend finally convinces him to taste modernized foods and to open his heart to the present.

rebecca by @19ana45

part one | part two

part one: Three snippets into Bucky's relationship with his daughter, Rebecca as she grows up.

part two: Bucky Barnes was certain that he never broke a promise to his family, Rebecca seemed to think differently.

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Bucky is shitwhipped for his pregnant wife.

pancakes by @poedamneron01

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flashing lights by @pellucid-constellations

Bucky’s worst fears come true when he’s called to a scene. If he’s the one with the dangerous job, then why is it your life that’s hanging in the balance?

21st century boy by @bucksfucks

bucky is fucking horny.

lavender, yellow & you by @loveaffaire

Bucky’s journey from sleeping on the cold, hard floor to sleeping on the warm, lavender scented bed, all because of you.

#comment reblog

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Look what the horse dragged in - (2021)

- OUCH. Look what the ca…horse dragged in. So… “just a short quest that shouldn’t take more than a couple of days”, huh?

- Shut up! Respectfully, of course, Your Majesty. It went pretty smoothly actually, you should see the other guys. And shouldn’t you be in tears, right now, seeing me wounded like this?

- Now, why would I? As you just so perfectly described it yourself, it went “pretty smoothly”, right?

#wow this is sick #fanart #steve rogers #bucky barnes #chris evans #sebastian stan

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Thank you for being so kind ❤

thank YOU for this, kindness is v important 💙

#anonymous #answered

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of course!!! but for what?? 😅

#americasass81 #answered

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this is so sweet, thanks for thinking of me! 💙

#americasass81 #answered