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It’s okay now Javi. Wilford’s locked up and Ben’s there with you. 🥺

#yes i cried what about it #snowpiercer #bennett knox #javier de la torre #ben & javi

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Someone send medical attention to Layton!! Passing out in episode one made him stupid!!

#snowpiercer #andre layton #i find it extremely unrealistic that NO ONE in that circle pointed out that it was a terrible idea

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I’m assuming none of you had that on your bingo cards ?

#snowpiercer #snowpiercer spoilers

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You know when I said "they can’t do worse than making Ben not acknowledge Melanie’s death" i didn’t mean it as a challenge.

#snowpiercer spoilers #i guess? #hello this was my last straw i am back #take it back just take it back

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Hey y'all! I'm back on my bullshit and this time I'm coming back with a Ben/Javi fic. They already have a prompt in my fictober fic (the 26th) with this paragraph:

Javi’s heart squeezes a little bit. As soon as he came back from Big Alice, he thought nobody would want to come near him—least of all Ben. He’d psyched himself up on the walk home, mentally preparing for a break-up speech. Hardening his heart against the rejection that was surely coming. Imagine his surprise, then, when Ben welcomed him back with open arms, hugging him tight, not letting go. When they slept together that first night, Ben kissed every one of Javi’s scars, then held him close until they both fell asleep.

Over there, the whole event of Javi coming home after the dog attack is kinda glossed over. But I kept reading that paragraph and so wanting to flesh it out more, which is what this fic is about.

This is DEFINITELY not me trying to comfort myself because I didn't see Javi in the promos

#kicking and screaming #snowpiercer #fic rec

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Goodbye mental stability, hello Snowpiercer promo!

#the more I watch it the less I understand . #…why not #THE MUSHROOM?

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I think the real tragedy of Snowpiercer is that they stopped making Javi wear hawaiian shirts

#look i’ve been waiting for the trailer to come back #but it’s currently non existent #so here i am with dumb jokes about the serious show #how have y’all been doing #snowpiercer #javi de la torre

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Gonna send this one back to you if no one else has yet

5 of your favourite "let [character] [action]"s?

Hehe thanks! I really should have thought about this more...

1. Let Josie yell fuck

2. Let Ben cry

3. Let Wilford die 🙃

4. Let Alex meet Gay Aunt Jinju

5. Let Winnie play

6. Let Lights kiss Miss Gillies

#the sixth one 👀 #I am very interested #snowpiercer

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Alright friends...the official voting form for the Snowpiercer Awards is up! Voting closes on September 30th, I put in as many suggestions from y'all as I could. The actual awards themselves will be sometime in October, once all the votes have been counted. Have fun!

#lets goooo #snowpiercer

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Wilford: Raising a child has been the most rewarding experience of my life. Alexandra teaches me something new everyday. For instance, did you know the kids have a whole new vocabulary for losers such as yourself?

Ben: this commline is for emergencies only.

Wilford: Simp! That’s what you are! Isn’t that marvellous? I have no idea what it means but it sounds right. Onomatopoetically, I mean. “Ben the sssimP.” It rolls off the tongue!

Ben: turning the radio off now.

Wilford: wait, wait! Is The witch there with you?

Melanie: hello, Joseph.

Wilford: Melanie! You’re a MILF!

Melanie: … do you know what that stands for?

Wilford: Alex told me it means ugly woman who stole my train. The letters make more sense in the original Icelandic.

Melanie: will you… will you tell her that I love her?

Wilford: not a chance! But I shall ring tomorrow with more insults! Over and out!

[Wilford cuts out]

Ben: yaknow, that’s the first thing he’s said that I agree with.

Melanie: I’m getting that girl a volt sled for her birthday.

Ben: is she old enough to drive?

Melanie: I’ll be straight with you, Ben. I have no idea.

#JFJSKKDKD OMG #snowpiercer crack #or is it

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I'm still disappointed that Alex is probably never going to meet Gay Aunt Jinju

#omg YEAH #jinju seong

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Short Snowpiercer season 3 clips during a commercial

#only mf happy about mass exctintion 😒 #the idea of a wedding is about as worrying as the carnival #i’m excited tho ngl #snowpiercer #snowpiercer spoilers #does it count as spoilers ?

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#accurate #snowpiercer

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Very proud today - I finished the headcanon-turned-fanfiction where Mel meets Alex’s father, loses him, and then connects with Bennett in the aftermath. (previous instalment here).  

We start with some words from Wilford and then transition to Ben, 1st person narrative. I love Ben in this fiction. He’s brave in the mundane, everyday ways that good people are brave. Also, he tells Mel she’s “amazing in every dimension” and he calls Wilford an asshole. What’s not to love? 

Below the cut:

Keep reading

#that was beautiful #🥺 #snowpiercer #fic rec

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Wilford: so, Ben, I hear hell freezing over did wonders for your sex life.

Ben:…

Wilford: rather low for you to hold her to that, though. I mean, it was figure of speech, not a prenup.

Ben:…

Wilford: :)

#omg jfkdkdkdkd #snowpiercer crack

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*thinks about my favourite character getting fucked over by canon* this is unacceptable *goes off to write fic where I fuck them over in my own, superior way*

#yes #writing things

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gunpowder milkshake + male fragility reviews

#heheheheheh #gunpowder milkshake #I won’t lie I loved that movie