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Dude I was watching some of their older content and Ryan used to speak ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs. Aɴᴅ ʜɪs ʟᴀᴜɢʜ? "Hᴀʜᴀʜᴀ". Why did he speak in tiny?? So sweet. And cuz it's clips of Gavin being himself I'm learning new insults such as pisspot and smeg lord

ryan spoke in tiny bc he used to be SHY i guess??? which is wild bc i watched this man steal a cane and dive into a kid’s size bouncy house while a woman half his age lectured him. whatever changed abt ryan’s shyness i’m glad it did bc his current self is p fun to watch

#why can i hear the laugh #ryan haywood #achievement hunter

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY

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i love bastardization arcs. i love making morally grey characters that absolutely hate each and then having them slowly grow closer until they genuinely care about each other and then hitting them with a big event at which their paths split and one character begins to drift towards “good” whereas the other drifts towards “evil”

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

#angsty #general angst #angst #writing #story arc #people hate me for it #but i had to do it to em

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Here’s Jeremy reacting to Spiderman Ryan

#always reblog this #this clip is too much for me to handle #i love them both so fucking much

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no it’s because they have the right to assemble, regardless of whether they’re horrible people?? if they were rioting, they’d get arrested??

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no. pretty fucking sure this is a riot.

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no. i want the protests to be peaceful, so that i can sleep tonight, knowing that my mom, a bartender, and my dad (who’s going with her to protect her) are safe. i want the protests to be peaceful because my mom has to go to work tonight and i don’t want to worry that some dumbass rioter decides to mess with her or my dad, purely because my father is white. and before you respond with “that’s how black people feel” i know. and that’s not right either, but if they were truly truly upset about that, they wouldn’t ever exact that pain upon anyone else. otherwise it’s just fucking hypocritical if they do.

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i don’t think that what any of you rioters out there are doing is right, but stay safe, y’all.

Twin Cities has been infiltrated and becomes more unstable as outsiders come to take advantage

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Please someone tell me how burning things down is going to change things for the better. I am genuinely curious.

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Guys, if you're out protesting right now, please don't burn down or loot anything. It just makes you look bad and no one's going to say "Wait, they burned a building, let's listen to them." They're going to say "Those rioters burned down buildings and stole stuff," with the main message completely forgotten.

Would the dead have wanted you to do this? Likely not.

Will you face legal repercussions? Probably.

I don't care about building insurance or whether the business deserved it or not, just don't do it.

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ahhsksgahsjga i love this way too much,, geoff is the crew dad confirmed though

AU Where Geoff Slowly But Surely Becomes Dad Of The Crew

Like It Starts One Day When He Gets Michael A New Gun Or Car Or Something And Without Thinking Michael’s Like “Oh Sweet Thanks Dad” And Geoff’s Just “What” So Michael Just “What” And Immediately Leaves To Escape The Situation.

And At First He Doesn’t Think Much Of It, Just A Flub Like They All Do, Nothing Worth Noting, Until Gavin Calls Him Dad One Day And He Just Stops Like “What The Fuck Did You Just Call Me?” “Dad!” “I’m Not Your Father Dumbass” “Aw But Michael Got To Call You Dad That’s Not Fair! You Can’t Have Favourites!” And Michael Runs In From The Other Room Like “You Little PRICK” And Chases Gavin Off For Pointing It Out And Geoff’s Just Left Standing There Confused.

The Next Time Gavin Tries To Get Away With Calling Him Dad It’s Over Earpieces During A Heist And Geoff Quietly Hisses “Fucking Stop Calling Me That” And After A Moment Of Gavin Giggling Ray Comes On Like “So Can I Call You Papa Instead Or…?” And Geoff Nearly Blows Their Cover Loudly Insisting That He Cannot.

A While After Jeremy Joins He And Geoff Are Driving To Get Masks For A Heist And Laughing About Something, As They Approach The Mask Store Geoff’s Like “Alright, Everybody Calm Down” And Jeremy’s Just Immediately “Sorry Dad”. And At First Geoff’s Just Dumbfounded For A Second But Then He’s Like “Fucking- Did Gavin Tell You To Call Me That?” And Jeremy’s Just “What? No, Wait Gavin Calls You Dad?” And Geoff’s Like “No He-” And Ray Pipes Up From The Backseat “I’ve Been Using Pop Pop Is That Better?” And Geoff’s Like “No I’m Not Your Fucking Father!!”.

The Lads Are Caught Messing Around On His Yacht Again (Probably With Rocket Launchers, Thanks Ryan) And He Turns To Jack Like “You Said You Were Watching Them, Can’t You Keep Them Under Control For Five Minutes??” And Jack Just Crosses Her Arms Like “They’re Your Kids Too Y’know!” And Geoff’s Just “I- THEY’RE NOT MY KIDS”. When They Finally Get The Lads Reeled In Again Geoff’s So Frustrated He Just Points Them To The Penthouse And Deadpans “Go To Your Rooms.”.

Afterwards He Flops Down On The Couch With A Bottle Of Whisky To Unwind And Notices Ryan Out Of The Corner Of His Eye, Sitting On The Other End Of The Couch And Grinning At Him.

“…What” “Daddy” “You’re Fucking Fired”

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i did joke, but was too late and joke had already been done. so now i do this.

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deadass pretty much

Current Quarantine Mood

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@iamthelaserborn is this about you??

I saw this video and my first thought was...

“Ryan Haywood”

#love youuuu #lol #dont murder me #<33 #i wish i could put a luvball here

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ryan’s a literal child confirmed

He's like a kid showing off his new toys

#i’m fucking loving ryan’s quarantine hair #like what the fuck #it looks so soft #it looks fluffy #it’s lonnnng

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Who You Should Fight: Achievement Hunter

Geoff Ramsey: You could, but like. Look at him. He doesn’t care. He’s tired. Why would you

Jack Patillo: Absolutely not. Not only would it make no sense because he’s one of the nicest people in the world, but he could also knock you out in like two seconds

Ryan Haywood: Well the thing is, you might be able to take him in a fight? Because let’s be real this man has NEVER been in one in his life. But he’s pretty strong and there’s also a 90% chance he has a deadly weapon on him at any given moment so, your call on that one,

Gavin Free: Oh you could 100% fight Gavin, he has the structural integrity of a toothpick. The hard part would be catching him first

Michael Jones: See if we were talking 2015 Michael??? Fuck no he’s like the embodiment of feral New Jersey rage. As for present day Michael, you still probably shouldn’t. He’d just care way less. Like he’d still lay you out but he’d just do it so he can get it Over With

Lindsay Jones: Are you fucking kidding me. Lindsay Jones is a being of immeasurable power. She’s given birth twice and deals with the AH guys for a living. She fears no mortal

Jeremy Dooley: Obviously not??? Have you SEEN Jeremy. Literally that’s it that all I have to say on this. He Would Destroy You

Matt Bragg: I mean you could, but I can’t see him putting up much of a fight. Like you could beat him up but it wouldn’t be very satisfying

Trevor Collins: Fuck dude sure but again???? Why??? Look at him. He’s doing his best. He doesn’t want to fight you. He already has to deal with the entire AH office he has enough problems

Alfredo Diaz: We haven’t seen enough of his physical prowess for me to make a full assertion on his stats but I’m gonna call it a hard maybe. He’s from San Francisco so he probably knows how to throw a punch. Proceed at your own risk

Fiona Nova: Fiona would kill you in .4 seconds without remorse

#i love this way too much #like maybe #maybe i’d fight one of them #who am i kidding #no i wouldn't #i’d cry if i had to fight any of them