etherealidiot

[etherealidiot]

Just found out that my dad pre-ordered a copy of House of Flame and Shadow for me. I cannot wait until tomorrow.

#house of flame and shadow #hofas #bryce quinlan #hunt athalar #ruhn danaan #crescent city #sarah j maas #maasverse #house of sky and breath #hosab #house of earth and blood #hoeab #acotar #throne of glass

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Never underestimate my capacity for spite. We can both die. I don’t give a fuck. I’m getting my lick back.

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don’t you just hate those days when your disability disables you instead of just making you funny and quirky?

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You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Christian Allister, but I acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (which are always right).

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PART 2 OF THE MADDEST OBSESSION HEADCANNONS. BRINGING THIS BACK CUZ IF WE DON'T GET CONTENT, WE MAKE THE CONTENT.

Christian is ambidextrous.

Gianna is left-handed.

Gianna gives Christian forehead kisses and it melts him on the inside everytime.

Christian is a shoulder-kisser. Cuddling? Shoulder kiss. Washing dishes together? Shoulder kiss. Waking up next to her in the morning? Shoulder kiss. Thanking his wife for anything? Shoulder. Kiss.

Gianna calls Christian "malysh" in a horrible accent just to piss him off.

Other times she reverts to "Allister" but Christian just pulls her close to remind her (against her lips, ofcourse) that they are both "Allister" now.

They have three children.

On days Christian is away on a work trip, he wears Gianna's hairtie on his wrist.

Gianna picks up on Christian's habits after Kat is born and finds herself aligning things or setting them upright unknowingly when she is distracted or stressed.

Christian breaks a jammed door when he can't get to Gianna during a powercut.

Gianna tries to seduce Christian multiple times during her pregnancy it works everytime

Christian has run out at 3 in the morning and threatened a taco truck owner just to fulfil Gianna's cravings.

Gianna checks out Christian's ass so often even Kat makes a habit of tilting her head and whistling under her breath when her Father is not looking even though she doesn't understand why her Mother does it in the first place.

Christian is always outwardly displeased (inwardly, at peace) whenever he sees his brother getting along splendidly with his wife.

Gianna stops forcing Christian to eat the sweets she makes but it doesn't stop him from licking her finger clean off the batter.

Christian has mastered the art of cooking with one hand because his daughter always wants to be held.

Gianna foaming at the mouth is speechless when she wakes up one morning to see a freshly showered Christian with his hair dripping wet, holding Kat in one arm and flipping pancakes in the other.

Sometimes Christian pretends to be asleep when he can feel Gianna watching him but he almost always ends up biting her finger when she starts trailing it all over his face.

Gianna has woken up to Christian snuggling against her neck with his arms wrapped around her, deep in sleep, too many times to ruin it by telling him he cuddles her in his sleep.

Christian is a girldad. Whatever his girls want, his girls get.

For his birthday, Gianna gets a number 3 tattooed on the inside of her ring finger.

For her birthday, Christian tells her another secret he's never told anyone else.

He's found happiness. Her.

GOOD LORD THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO END ON A SAPPY NOTE BUT HERE WE ARE. SPECIAL THANKS TO MEDS♡ FOR ALWAYS BEING READY TO SCREAM, CRY, BANG HEAD ON WALLS WHENEVER WE TALK ABOUT TMO!♡

#pleeeeaaaassseee #i love them so fucking much

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Christian: I didn't call you stupid.

Gianna: Yes, you did.

Christian: I didn't mean to, it's just when I asked you to spell orange, you asked me "the fruit or the color".

Gianna: It caught me off guard.

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this is a snippet of a conversation i had with my sister after having an edible. we wanted to rent a yacht and dress like hall and oats and only listen to yacht rock.

we can’t afford it tho.

[etherealidiot]

No cause it’s literally all about them

It’s about Nico de Varona claiming to hate her and yet knowing it’s the opposite and her doing the same. About him knowing her quirks so well that when one’s missing he immediately picks up on it. About him getting so used to her nicknames for him that he starts using them himself. About knowing they’re the obvious comparison but still seeking her out first for an alliance. About the fact he felt comfortable pushing himself to his limits cause he knew he’d be safe as long as she was near. About him falling to his knees at the sight of her death. About the fact that if she was really gone he’d know, he’d feel it. About the fact that he’d know the shape of her anywhere.

It’s about Libby Rhodes promising herself to never speak to him after graduation and yet still being inexplicably drawn to him. About knowing, feeling with out any effort the swing in his moods and him easily doing the same. About refusing to let him to exhaust himself to death because it would be unforgivable to her. About always choosing the seat next to him despite their animosity. About that tinge of jealousy when it seems he’s found someone new. About her knowing just from a tremor that he needed her. About the fact that she can put aside her unending questions to help him when she can see he needs it. About making him promise to ask her for help should he need it. About how she takes care of him after he’s pushed himself to the brink.

It’s about the fact that they are binary stars, they’re two sides of the same coin, always in the others trajectory, woven together so tightly that sometimes they’re not even sure who’s who. About how how with out the other they’d have wouldn’t have even considered the offer, Atlas could never have gotten one with out the other. About how separately they’re good, great even. But together? Indescribable. About the fact that no matter how you try they’re inseverable, always bound to the other.

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“they were binary stars. trapped in each other’s gravitational field and easily diminished without the other’s opposing force.”

libbynico playlist – the atlas six

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I know that i read a lot of book series but i hate the idea that books must be a series. some of these books have enough content that actually moves the story forward for just one book and maybe a little companion novella.

This story does not need 5 books. This is madness.

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I never wanted anything and I was fine!

TROOP ZERO (USA, 2019) dir. Bert & Bertie

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im so glad discovering music is endless 

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The hair salon i go to only had 2 shampoo girls in stead of 4 today. One of which was barely 5 feet and very top-heavy. When it was my turn to get washed, the short one says to me “I’m really sorry but you might wanna wait for the other girl to finish with the client she’s working on because I’m pretty short and if I wash you, I’d basically be motorboating you the entire time and the lady of a chair next to me just interrupts with “baby, ain’t nothing wrong with a little motorboating.” the shampoo girl just says “OK I just don’t wanna make you uncomfortable.”



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reading this book and this author keeps putting her adjectives in the wrong order and it’s making me just wanna crawl completely outside of my skin. It’s so awkward to read.

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they asked me about love and i told them about you.