eunggoblin

[eunggoblin]

Holy shit I am drunk today

#hello2021 #funny #shitpost #I had spaghetti for dinner today #that was a lie #I think it was chicken and Veggies

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Milk and beans for dinner today

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It’s NNN. The guys better stock up on their cornflakes

#big brain #shitpost #cereal

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Yummy pork rinds 😋😋

#shitpost

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Just recently crawled out of my hole today so I feel kind of attacked

can some of yall wake up the dash boring asf rn 😩

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Thinkin about making a really unfunny and useless shitpost today.....

....wait a minute

#shitpost #hilarious #please laugh

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i like ya kid. ya got real potential! i'm gonna make ya a star! *reblogs all your shitposts, from a fellow shitposter*

Thank you my sweet child that’s so very moist of you 😏

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My Halloween costume this year will be the one-sided Seesaw of Retribution. For my costume, I require any large and dense objects(preferably stone) in order to overcome the barriers withholding my bounty. There shall be no tricks this day, only treats😤😤

#shitpost #funny #medieval #halloween

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Currently in the shower browsing tumbler and drinking a beer. Maybe this year isn’t so bad after all?

#mood #shitpost #showerthoughts #currently dropping the soap👀 #2020

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You’ve never seen the true power of nature until you microwave a Capri sun pouch. If I’m to be cursed with this knowledge then so will you rat bastards.

#respect the pouch #shitpost

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“Every man wants to be seen as a himbo upon first glance but never thought as or referred to as one”

Himbalations 3:15

#shitpost #funny #memesdaily #godsplan

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Woah

Oh my god i just fucking realized the reason why I love hands, like I just love people’s hands, especially girls hands, and I just realized WHY THAT MAKES ME GAY SOMEONE SHOOT ME I’M SO DUMB

#killer queen

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Not really sure they could run trains tho...

if lesbians ran everything idk i think we'd be doing better

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No but you can drink it and die so pick your poison

Will Flex Seal work on my broken heart

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Wouldn’t mind being banished to the warm laundry dimension for a few days tbh

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*Furiously opens Spotify *

I don’t care if it’s uncool or corny or whatever. Two trucks by lemon demon is funny

#what a fucking jam

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This quarantine won’t protect you from my clammy hands forever

People who call the edible parts of fruit “flesh” are in jail now