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Not me feeling ✨✨✨e x i s t e n t i a l d r e a d✨✨✨ in this chili tonight

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Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie

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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

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How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

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Uhm...... ok....? I was def not expecting that lol

I was expecting anything but not Bard

#how to get blindsided by a dnd quiz lol #tbh i was expecting some rogue and bard in it #the rest is a mystery

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characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope

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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—

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Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

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nightmare how u can just be scrolling thru tumblr and if ur thumb is jn the wrong spot itll just share a post to someone in dms