Asmo would worship MCs booty, but Mammon would use it as a pillow if they gave him the chance.
Side note: Levi would use thighs as a pillow, but mainly while gaming or watching anime. Lucifer would never admit it, but he would lowkey like to use MCs arms as a pillow - like, as if wrapped in their embrace from behind.
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oh boy
helloĀ again!Ā
assuming you saw this postĀ and the follow up reblog, you know my lifeās been a little hectic. upon paying my landlord the $425, he was likeĀ āyeah ok now give me $1,050 by next week or Iāll evict youā. which. rude. but we had a check coming this week so we had hopes.Ā
but upon buying food to, yāknow, live on, we dipped into the rent money. the landlord is now evicting us and unwilling to budge, except if we give him 400, which will only buy us a week to move out. weāre selling our car, which currently isnāt working anyway so we arenāt using it, and thatās giving us around 200-300 for it because itās a wreck (old). weāll have that money covered with what we have already and the car, but weāll have around 300 bucks to get a storage unit, buy boxes, and find somewhere to stay with our cats. luckily, it seems, at least for now, shelters arenāt in the cards.Ā
iām not begging for money as urgently this time, itās technically less desperate, but still is desperate. so if anyone is willing to queue in for my commissions to help us pay for what we need to get through stuff, itād be really appreciated. thereās no particular amount we need at this moment, but anything helps!Ā
so, if anyone is interested in commissioning me, or just wants to share my info to help, itād be appreciated!Ā
All my info, from art examples to commission info, is on this neat little site hereĀ https://fuzzytrashbird.art/Ā
and hereās my commission pricing!Ā
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Forever torn between the idea Mammon is a scumbag like how Bex (CigaretteBreath666) would write him, or an ass with a heart of gold deep down.
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Just Another Day in the House of Lamentation
MC: *opens a energy drink*
Mammon on the other end of the house: oi! Who's hittin' tha Nos?!
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Treating it like any other photoshoot šāØ
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To write smut or to finish a fic I have been putting on hold since I made new friends back in March...
I guess the fic, but it feels weird now... I lost momentum writing about the Skyrim quest involving the burnt down house in Morthal, even though I gave Helgi's ghost more humanity, but at the same time the quest is important in character progression. It forced Ava to start working for something other than the Dark Brotherhood, after she faked her death with Bishops help.
It also includes her developing in her necromancy skills, ability to sort of meet spirits in the middle in terms of existence, and she ends up coming clean about all of this since she'd been hiding her twisted arts from Bishop for months.
Pics of them as credit.
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Me
Me every damn time.
Then the multichap dies half way because one of them didn't feel right
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don't leave me!
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Just another day in the House of Lamentation
Asmo: are you calling me dumb?
Satan: okay then spell economy
Asmo: sure!
Asmo, without hesitation: A..!
Satan:
Satan:
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Just another day in the House of Lamentation (Marvel edition)
Lucifer: Have care how you speak. Satan is beyond reason, but he is of Devildom. And he is my brother.
Simeon: He killed 80 people in two days.
Mammon: He's adopted.
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Just another day in the House of Lamentation
Diavolo: Would you still love me if I was a worm on a string?
Lucifer: ...no? Worms on a string aren't alive, or sentient. It could be you, but wouldn't move or act on its own.
Diavolo: ...
Diavolo: I'd still love you if you were a worm on a string...
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So fun shameless coomer thought;
I spent so long off Tumblr I've fallen far behind on smut from the usuals I'd read from.
In case anyone needs me, imma be reading stuff that'd make SW-ers blush.
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Found this in my old Cloud account, backgrounds folder specifically.
When I say I had a freaking throwback to this I mean it š„“
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actually because i keep seeing polls around that vastly underestimate how long most people have been on this site, might as well make my own!
you know the drill, more reblogs equals more votes!
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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but Iām not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, itās just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.
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Just another day in the House of Lamentation.
Satan watching Mammon duck-tape Levi to the ceiling: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Levi: Oh, we've had worse.
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