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i’ve done one of these before, but you know what, fuck it:

kotlc characters as incomprehensible things people at my school have said

fitz: i’m gonna break up with you while eating my salt and vinegar almonds >:(

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marella: why the fuck does it matter to you what my gender is, huh? oh, you wanna know what’s in my pants? FOUR UNCRUSTABLES.

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sophie: …i plead the fifth.

forkle: joke’s on you, i don’t believe in human rights!

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alden: i’m not gay, i’m homosexual! …wait

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keefe: *gasps* oh, you’re right, we should make a onceler tam!

tam: *from a distance* A WHAT-

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fitz: *while sobbing and chanting under his breath* GRIND HUSTLE OVERCOME GRIND HUSTLE OVERCOME G

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biana: *watching fitz and keefe from a distance* two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they WON’T FUCKING CONFESS THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER

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the future kid of the four horsegirls of the apocalypse: of COURSE i have issues!! i was raised by four fucking crazy women!!!

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keefe: “but honestly, if they like, got usher to just come in and punch you in the face that’d be great”

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biana: no, but like. someone could tie my shoelaces or something and i’d fall in love.”

dex: oh, right, is that what happened with sophie?

biana: SHHHUT UP

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dex: guys, GUYS, i am starting to get REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE with the spaghetti man-

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keefe: specificality is like… a sexy word…

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linh: god i am SO SICK of my mom talking about my ‘future husband’ like she hasn’t seen the literal fucking pride flag in my room

marella: alright. so. consider the following- *pulls pocketknife out*

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tam: i’m gonna go vegan out of spite for plants

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fintan: well, you know what they say, a good artist borrows, but a great artist steals.

marella: mhm. spoken like william shakespeare himself

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keefe: and those brown eyes,,,,, that show you where popeye’s is

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the entire gang, simultaneously: *to the tune of we are farmers* WE ARE FRUITY, BUM BA DUM BUM BUM BA DING *all flick wrist and devolve into laughter*

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stina: listen, god gave me the curse of good taste, and that isn’t your fault but it IS gonna be your problem.

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the council: wait, there’s capitalism in the moon elf society? oh, that changes everything-

#LUCAS NO FAIR I JUST GOT THE MOST VISCERAL FLASHBACKS TO THIS YEAR OF MIDDLE SCHOOL #ABSOLUTELY INSANE #watching someone walk past chanting ‘grind hustle overcome’ while full out crying is still one of my favorite memories

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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

#PREV !!!

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oh my god i always thought your url was familiar… i JUST REALIZED ITS FROM SAPPHO OH MY GOD

AGDHDBFJ YES !!!

RULES ARE RULES IG /j

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#I LOVED POPPY THE PIANO FAIRY SO FUCKING MUCH I CANT WVEN DESCRIVE #AND LOOK AT HER. LOOK HOW FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL SHE IS

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Okay this is just getting funny now

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#my pronouns are cannabalism fetish ig #(I DIDNT REALIZE MY PRONOUNS WERENT LISTED IN MY BIO AORRY BUT !! she/they/he are all good!! #i’m a lot more comfy now w she/her than i was a year or so ago #and honestly gone fuck it to labels

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unfortunately the line RIGHT after this snippet ends completes the scene but crosses a threshold that i'm not allowed to share from yet since that's where my new 500 word starting mark is and i haven't finished the 500 words there yet. but!! methinks that the moment is ok w/o it :)

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Hysterics significantly more musical than whatever the 2007 hell Keefe put on bluetooth rings out of Biana's chest. Fitz startles - thankfully neither reflexively slamming the brakes nor gas peddle - and swears up a storm. 

"Turn it off, oh my god, this is awful," Fitz's words are harsh, but the way they're said says otherwise. 

Keefe glances in the rearview mirror, and sure enough, that smile's on Fitz's face. Not the practiced movie star smile, but the one that someone else might call awkward - full of canines, leaving wrinkles around his eyes that almost shut them but not quite, drunk on joy at the steering wheel. Eyes so dark Keefe doesn't know how he even sees glance up to meet his.

GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET I ADORE THEM. SO MUCH

#GRABBING THEM BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKING THEM LIKE A FUCKING MAGIC 8 BALL MY BABIESSSS #fitz letting go and being angry is >>>> but him just?? unabashedly being happy????? fucking sobbing #the phrase ‘drunk on joy at the steering wheel’ is so lovely and delightful it is burned into my brain #elon musk is forgotten head empty just keefitz #ALSO KEEFE LISTENING TO 2007 MUSIC HRJFBFJNFF I ADORE HIM

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@bookwyrminspiration still not over that time i saw your siblings post on my fucking pinterest feed

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i hope im not only a mutual to u but also someone u can refer to in conversation as ur friend from overseas so u appear worldly and well-traveled

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op disabled reblogs so here

#prev fucking exactly #would add on but id just be repeating what the last screenshot said

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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

#SPITS ON BEAUTY AND ACTIVELY CELEBRATES UGLINESS BABEY !

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Kenric is throwing himself at every eligible adult in the lost cities

(Actually, not even eligible. All three of these are either in a relationship or banned from having relationships)

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People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —

#YES!! YES!!

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as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish

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musician vackers strike again!! sorry they are pop stars though. it's for the metaphors abt perception and the body in the public eye

#MY BABIES!! #MY LITTLE TEENSY TINY ITTY BITTY BABIES #i want to. cup them gently in the palm of my hands. and then shake them around

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“Remember that I am thy creature; I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed. Everywhere I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded. I was benevolent and good – misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous."

- Frankenstein, Mary Shelley 

@crymeariveronceagain asked me to draw Sophie crying over that Frankenstein quote, so here it is!!

@stopstealingtomatoes @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @winterfireice @the-one-and-only-aroace @honey-the-dinosaur-ate-our-kid @xanadaus @fr3akteenager @official-kenralie-fanbase

#oh. OH #oh god how have i never connected frankenstein and sophie before oh my god