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im actually really fun when youre first getting to know me and then you get to know me a little better and you realize i am not fun at all. like not even a little bit. and now youre trapped with me in a hole in the ground. and then several years later maybe im fun again. in the hole.

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ngl i feel like shooting them a lot would like kill a medieval pesant lol.

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ppl born in 1999 when someone was born a year after them

#i get it but also usdfhusdhf be fr

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#headphones pllsss sick of them not being quiet enough. can we also add in no hearing damage

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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

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sooo true

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please pray for my dad

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yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

#me asf

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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

#kai blue 😭

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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HONG KYUNG for Allure Korea, April 2024

#hong kyung

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

#i saw this the other day... absolutely insane take #listening to ttpd has made everything else sound so good #aside from a few ok tracks ... she needs to flop to grow..

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mutuals we’re not pretentious we’re just always right. not our fault