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the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually

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Hmm what if a moonlighting hitman 🦌 kidnapped a baby-faced kingpin 🍎 ??

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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When you’re trynta be cool with your crush but she’s a freaking smokeshow 😩🪦

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alastor's clothes appear to tear when he goes into kaiju form and then stitches appear later - sometimes in places where we see the clothing looked repaired repaired, like around his arms

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At some point, before this scene, we missed out on something like this..

"Blitzy! Do you want some souvenirs to remember our trip to Loo Loo Land?"

"Fuck no, I'm just here to...Wait, actually..."

Followed by Blitz throwing away $80 worth of merchandise five minutes later, but hey, at least he saved the magnet:

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I will never tire of Blitz face planting it. One of the best running jokes in my opinion. XD XD XD

*Also, I really love how happy Ozzie looks when he sees Fizz in better spirits (at least for now anyway). The fact that Ozzie also chose his small form so as to not be a giant sexy distraction from Fizz even when he doesn't want Fizz to do the pageant in the first place is sweet too. ^_^<3<3<3

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"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

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In hindsight the way Ozzie tore Stolas down hurts even more.

We now know how Stolas and Blitzo met, and how abusive and suffocating the prince's life has always been.

Ozzie, by "complementing" Stolas for "selling his life for a thrust", has basically put salt in the wound, without considering the whole picture.

That "thrust" Ozzie is talking about is Stolas' first ever friend he wishes he could have a romantic relationship with, but doesn't know how to. He had a "smokin' wife" who constantly treated him as scum. He's got a kid who was born from a forced bond and would've ended up deeply traumatized for it, had it not been for her father enduring so much pain to ensure her happiness.

In his eyes, Stolas didn't sell his life for a quickie: he sees Blitzo as someone he trusts and loves deeply, who sees him for who he is and makes him feel like there's more to his existence than just pain.

But he's got years of unresolved trauma under his belt, and having an entire club deriding him for it, without knowing the true story, is unbearable. No wonder he hides his head in shame in front of Blitzo.

Who sadly has had his own past just exposed as well, and, in that moment, he needed Stolas to affirm himself as one of the last safe places he had left. And sadly the owl got too overwhelmed to defend Blitzo and their relationship.

In other words: Ozzie, love ya, but you know trash.

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something something helluva text posts

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just a one off thing this time. the second i saw this post i knew what needed to be done.

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.