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#how life feels when all the logistics are worked out and i don't have to stress about where i have to be and when #but there's still enough wiggle room that i don't know what's gonna happen #yasssssss anticipation!!!

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Started with a kiss, “oh, we must stop meeting like this” but it always ends up with a town car speeding out the drive one evening… ended with the slam of a door then he’ll call her a whore, wish he wouldn’t be sore but as she was leaving it felt like breathing

#i have not seen enough appreciation for the bolter like that's a bop #that's a beat i could do a little jig to #AND it's lyrically impressive too #10/10 love to see it

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#florida is actually pretty decent but i love too many artists from Not Florida

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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NDHSNHDBDHE

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rip carrie white you would've loved who's afraid of little old me? by taylor swift

#carrie #carrie white #carrie 1976 #carrie stephen king #taylor swift #taylor nation #the tortured poets department #ttpd #ts ttpd #taylor swift ttpd #who's afraid of little old me? #waolom

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quote of the year

#your music says otherwise queen

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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#shut the fuck up #that's so beautiful

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penelope featherington would’ve slayed so hard as a character if she went for the men of the ton as an anonymous gossip sheet. LIKE full anonymity and that kind of influence as a woman..just to regurgitate what the average member of the ton is already itching to say about young girls who can’t defend themself? like all the mystery and allure of the column just to humiliate and ruin WOMEN using the established rules of the PATRIARCHY?? WHATS even the point then?! countess boochie flagrant ass character

#NO FR

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some pjo doodles from a while ago

#theyre so little what

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

#this feels vaguely valuable #like it will come in handy at some point #that's a surprise tool that will help us later etc etc

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Oh Neil!! The tunes!! They are bangin!!