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Saw this on a door at work.

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One Day More until we kick off J/B/M week 2024!

(ok technically it already is the 21st in Aus but we're gonna collectively let the fact that this post is a bit late slide 😂)

We're really excited to see all your beautiful fan works and read your fics! This community has so many talented creatives in it, and from April 21st - 27th 2024 we have a week dedicated to sharing that talent, showing off your work, and engaging with other creative's work.

And of course dedicated to Joly/Bossuet/Musichetta Let's spread that J/B/M love far and wide 💕

Some Things To Remember:

Comments are like currency! If you love someone's work, tell them!

Reblogs keep posts alive and help them reach their audience. We will be reblogging everything we can find tagged "#JBM week 2024" and we encourage you to share each other's work around too

We accept all fanwork's including NSFW but Please don't use AI. We will tag #NSFW and any triggers where appropriate

All fics tagged "#JBM week 2024" on tumblr and AO3. Will be added to our JBM Week 2024 Collection on AO3 and to a JBM Week 2024 Fic Masterlist post here on tumblr. If you don't want your fic added clearly say so, in the tags or description 🙏🏻

There is no such thing as bad art!!!!!

We will keep eyes on the tag well after the week ends, no stress if you're late to the party

Follow @jbm-week and the hashtag #JBM week 2024 for updates!

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I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.

Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.

By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.

#trans things #psa

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okay so this post is wrong but what the heck it’s a Tumblr post, right, it’s mostly a joke, only it’s so perfectly echoing an idea I’ve seen elsewhere too, from actual paid critics and academic critiques, that Hugo “wasn’t writing for emotional teenagers”, that he’d be horrified by fandom, that he was too High and Erudite for the likes of  screaming theater kids and emotional teenagers

y’all. Y’all. 

Victor Hugo knew what fandom was.  And he absolutely LOVED it. 

Keep reading

#<3

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*rereads today's chapter*

ok new question

WHY DOES HE HAVE MONEY AT CAPE BRUN

he was IN Paris when he got the money from Lafitte, ok, so he can have money in Paris Did he stash some in Cape Brun too?? When?? HOW??

#RIGHT #I’m baffled #without the little mentions it wouldn’t even be a plot hole

[everyonewasabird]

He already has effectively infinite money for his purposes when he’s dealing with Thenardier, though, and he didn’t dig it up on the way to the inn. (And I don’t get the sense he ever let Cosette anywhere near this secret?) Was he hiding that on his body the whole time he was in the bagne, or was it somehow in Paris? But Paris doesn’t *like* him, he’s not good at Paris the way he is at woods

I’m kinda baffled that this all gets ZERO mention

*rereads today's chapter*

ok new question

WHY DOES HE HAVE MONEY AT CAPE BRUN

he was IN Paris when he got the money from Lafitte, ok, so he can have money in Paris Did he stash some in Cape Brun too?? When?? HOW??

#robert is the only possible answer

[everyonewasabird]

Add to this that—as far as I can tell, he doesn’t even dig up any money at Montfermeil when he gets there this time? Just checks his landmarks and stomps the ground a bit.

(For anyone not picturing the map of this… Toulon/Cape Brun and Montfermeil are 500 miles apart)

It feels like Hugo is assuming he has not just cash but massive amounts of it actually on his body.

*rereads today's chapter*

ok new question

WHY DOES HE HAVE MONEY AT CAPE BRUN

he was IN Paris when he got the money from Lafitte, ok, so he can have money in Paris Did he stash some in Cape Brun too?? When?? HOW??

#what???

[everyonewasabird]

*rereads today's chapter*

ok new question

WHY DOES HE HAVE MONEY AT CAPE BRUN

he was IN Paris when he got the money from Lafitte, ok, so he can have money in Paris Did he stash some in Cape Brun too?? When?? HOW??

#SAME QUESTION

[everyonewasabird]

#trying to decide if ‘a comprehensive and fully funded health care plan’ implied they’d been successful #overthrowing the state and getting justice for the poor #so I picked it

[everyonewasabird]

Myriel is a folklore Trickster. So is Gavroche.

*elaborate red stringboard argument about how different characters in Les Mis are living in different genres and Cosette is Fairy Tale so hard that she changes other people's narrative genres when she brings them in to her life*

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play potions with your followers, but watch out..

#health potion!

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I fully thought this ad was some kind of a Jean Valjean meme at first glance

#seriously

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Mike fasting and ike drunk

#oh my god

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citizens what that man did is frightful, what i have done is horrible. he evil booped, therefore i revenge booped him. i had to do it, because booping must have its discipline.

#boop

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the only Amis who have to Actually Care about their studies are the med students

all the rest are on a sliding scale from 'we don't actually know if they're even in college' to ' actively resisting the college they are enrolled in like they've been dumped behind enemy lines'

they are shit terrible students and that is actually canon

#this whole post is a delight #love that bahorel is really nailing the law student thing probably keeps him up at night #and <3 gavarni

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.

80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.

#…well played