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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

#BINGUS 🗣️

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Why is anon switched off?

So that people cannot send me asks anonymously, but instead have to be their "real self," which is to say as an anime avatar that is the backup to the backup of their real blog, which is itself a blog that nobody in their IRL world knows about.

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gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

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SOKKA 🫵🫵🫵

you found me 😨

#asks #ily <3

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appellomancers are based

#HDKSHDJWHSHSHSHHS #fave

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#OUUUUUUUUGH #these are genius

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#NO SAME #I WAS LIKE NOT THE WET DENIM :(

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#one of those ppl who needs a buddy system for everything #until i dont and i want everyone to leave me alone for a while

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Get Your Mom Something Nice!

*And support an artist struggling to get rent paid this month!

Suspended In A Moment Of Pure Delight, Aren't You Sweet

Midnight In the Lunar Garden

Giggles, I Give You My Hearts, Merrily We Go Along

Siren's Song

Spring Fling, On Fire, Can't Forget the Feelings

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Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.

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Pyunggang Botanical Garden (평강식물원) // Hello Korea ♡

#i want to live here

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

#is this centaurworld…

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the zentangle ever || click for better quality!!!

(this took me two months. btw)

#shameless self promotion

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For decades stoners were renowned for their aesthetics. For their blacklight posters and lava lamps, for their airbrushed dragon murals and electrical shock orb thingies from Spencer Gifts. Then they legalized weed and every weed store became the flattest, emptiest minimalist void imaginable. They're putting a weed store in a former Rainforest Cafe and they're tearing out all of the rainforest decor to make it just a big empty space with walls painted the blandest green they can find. They tore down paradise and put up a place where a business major tries to tell you CDB oil can cure cancer

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'You are so deliciously lonely' @jonmartinweek Day 7 Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I offer you Lonely Avatar Martin for this day, from arthureameslove wonderful fic: Like a Lighthouse, Call Me Home - it's really really good.

#eats them

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