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Are you still writing 'hades's mansion of villains'?

I'm sorry but nop :(

I have a very basic structure of some chapters but that's about it to be honest...

I wanted the first chapter to be a vague little prologue of when all the villains were in the Underworld, maybe I'll get around to publish what I have who knows.

#like I said #i don't feel the same motivation to work on almost anything related to disney villains like I used to #i am far more active at @mrhearty-arts or @sillycandyships

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I'm sorry but--

For the cat husbands: One of them does some dumb shit and the other sprays them with a bottle like one does to a cat lol

Mr. I'm Fine Leave Me Alone and then would be found 30 minutes later passed out on the couch

#JENICWUJN LOVE THIS #scar #shere khan #shere khan x scar

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Imagine Dr. Facilier singing “Loser, Baby” to one of the more pathetic villains like Captain Hook or Prince John since he’s also voiced by Keith David

Can you imagine Facilier being all like “You’re a loser goddam baby~” and PJ just starts sucking his thumb

Maybe he does it to all of the pathetic villains

#MMMMM #dr facilier #prince john #drawing ideas

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Hi! I'm so happy to see your requests are open, I loved your Maleficent x shy reader hcs and I would love more for her. Can I request Maleficent x touch starved reader headcanons, where the reader is uncomfortable being touched at first bc she isn't used to it, then realizes she's starved for it and starts to crave it? Thank you <3

Good Evening Anon, please accept this humble offering! Love me some denial and a crumbling will when it comes to touch starved shenanigans, y'know?

PSA I can never remember whether it's Diaval or Diablo for the name of her raven, but Diaval sounds cooler. Regardless this is very much meant to be the animated original 1950's Maleficent, not the live action - no hate to it just not my cup of tea. Though it can probably be read either way so if you prefer live acton then power to you m'lord.

Maleficent x TouchStarved!Reader

Ah yes, her favourite game.

Her fingers are cold, and her nails thick like the claws they’re pretending not to be. The way you jolt at even the slightest contact is a facinating little game to her and Diaval.

You want to think that your snappishmess at being touched is offputting. Like you’re a caged animal, snarling away before you rip off some fingers. The harsh way you flinch from elegant (and unexpected) hands on your face and shoulders and hair gives you tension headaches and sore shoulders.

But from a dragons perspective it’s akin to petting a dewey eyed, fluffy little creature. Squeaky and trembling. A kicked-puppy sort of Cuteness.

Tasty

It’s no wonder her nickname for you is Morsel.

T’would bloody help if she would stop appearing silently in your personal bubble and scaring the living daylights out of you.

She’s so tall her horns clip the ceiling how is she so QUIET-

Half the fucking indecency is that she’ll run the back of her fingers down your arm or your cheek to ‘soothe’ you. You know. Like she does to her BIRD-

Are you a pet or a partner honestly.

If you actually ask that she’ll smirk. Archly, slowly, you can physically feel her gaze travelling up and down over you and you know what you (and your erratic heart rate) don’t need that question answering thanks you’ll just go ok bye-

Dear you’re part of the dragons hoard, she’ll consume you regardless. The lines between pet, partner and meal really aren’t all that well defined.

The worst part will be when you finally get used to the looming, heavy, weighted blanket feel of her presence in the room. Because when she’s not there, you’ll miss it. And it will hurt. It will feel like someone removed one of the walls without asking, and you’re exposed. You’ll run your own nails over your arms and it won’t feel the same.

Eventually, the lack of those condescending, brief, addicting touches will leave you wracked and achy.

When she returns, the sheen of desperation she can taste in the air has her grinning maliciously, and one elegant finger will beckon you to her idly.

Fffffffffuckit.

You’ll swipe at Diaval’s smug chattering later, you want her to stroke your hair and damn the conseqeunces. Maybe you’ll forgo all dignity and climb into her lap. Who knows??

She knew. And now that you've stopped being so silly about it, she's going to keep you exactly where you are. Really little one, did you expect to belong anywhere else?

#YES #HELL YESSSS #thalassa i missed your writing so damn much #i won´t have to eat today after this meal haleluyah #maleficent

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Heyo! Just checking in to ask if you're ok? Not seen you around much and miss you on my dash. Have a good one! 💜

Hello!! I'm okay, don't worry :3

I've just been jumping between different fandoms lately (mainly JJBA and Stardew Valley) and, while the Disney Villains still have a place in my heart, I don't feel inspired to write or draw for this blog like I used to ;;-;;

Thank you for checking up on me! I miss you too <3

#asks

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@toomanyshipstocount92 this one's for you bro, for keeping the ship afloat when I went awol 🫡 best first mate fr

#-foaming at the mouth- #GOOD SOUP YESSS <3 <3 <3 #shere khan x scar #shere khan #scar

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The fates counted the day for how long King Charles will live so they could see his ass beat up by his ex wife.

Lachesis: How long has he been king since the Queen died?

Clotho: 113 days

Atropos: Can’t he just die already? Lady Di is waiting for him in the boxing ring and I call dip on the front seat!

422*, sorry anon 😭 but anyways they would totally root for Princess Di

#the fates

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MY SECOND SEMESTER IS OVER!! Celebratory PJ sketch page 👏👏

Individual doodles as well!!

#prince john

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A crossover for the ages.

#THE MIRROR IS CORRECT #maleficent #queen grimhilde

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I wonder, could you do some more art of King Magnifico interacting with the other Disney Villains

Been on my mind for a bit

#I'm trying to get back to the fandom AND THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CONVINCING ME TO DO SO #rivero your art is as crisp and delicious as always uwu #king magnifico

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POV you're watching him be immensely bored in his dungeon

Big shoutout to the wish server (and @itsthedeadlyduo specifically ✨)

#king magnifico

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Hours later

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lighthearted suggestive implications and tastefull male tits under the cut

#OH LORD THIS SHIP BWHAHHAHAHA #I missed this type of art so much #clayton #commander lyle rourke

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Mmmm yeah.

#OMGGGG #captain hook #ursula #what hook saw after he escaped from tictoc

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Ermm. Yeah

#OMG OMG OMG #i love this art style ahhhhh #disney villains

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Did I post this yet? I don't remember if I have but here you go anyways lol. It was supposed to be a small series of other DV ships for last Valentine's, but of course, I got out of track and only finished these two, so... Happy very belated Valentine's???

#AHHHHH #gay gay homosexual gay #FireCobra #hades x jafar

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While I'm at it, here's another WIP that I never finished (bonus for Hook and Turbo!) This was supposed to be a redraw of a much older fanart for @evildisneydorks's old fic, HMOV.

For its second anniversary nonetheless

But this has been sitting in my folders long enough for the third anniversary LMAO

#DON’T WORRY #I FUCKING LOVE THIS AHHHH #even if I haven’t been so active here your art always worth rebloging bro 🫶 #hmov #disney villains

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Would Adelaide deserve better? Maybe. But they'd be able to trade clothes and hair secrets.

#adelaide bonfamille #lady tremaine #adelaide bonfamille x lady tremaine #even in hiatus this ship will always have a place in my heart