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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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Everyday I hope a bridge falls on Constantine

I do see people talk about Constantine one-sided beef with 12 year old Vertin (and the proxy war against Manus that it represented) but god the Mesmer scenes fucking get me. Mesmer was willing to rebel against the foundation—she sings with Vertin! She wants to know more about the outside world!

And then Constantine say you want to know about the world? Fine. And she makes Mesmer play Doctor against the most vulnerable and unstable of people the foundation has. Here, Constantine says. This is what the outside world is like. This is the truth. And then immediately afterwards multiple of her classmates die trying to leave during the storm. It’s a statement of “Don’t step out of line, or you will die.” It’s the conditioning of expects at the St. Pavlov’s Foundation.

Make no mistake though Constantine only did this because she saw Mesmer Jr as a useful tool—if she wasn’t part of the Mesmer family, she probably would’ve have died as well. So basically she inflicted immense trauma onto a 12 year old because she sees said 12 year old as an asset.

And I think three doors basically emphasizes that this is not an uncommon occurrences for the Mesmers, both in and outside the family. They are only truly valued by what they provide to the world, and not as people. Scott Mesmer is thrown away and discarded until his death, and then all of his “value” is scraped up as a way to appeal to society’s good graces.

Anyways. Mesmer lore makes me go oughh

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@morroswaterbowl

It's you

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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Obviously it's Shintaran 🙄

Of course the words look a little different it's a whole other language

was just rewatching MOTM and it's so funny now that i can read ninjargon😭

it basically says: TO WOTRU KENTA WLECOME URATNEK KLWOTRU EMOCELW

and this is what jay says

no, jay. it says to wotru kenta wlecome uratnek klwotru emocelw 😭

#ninjago #ninjargon #/j

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Bilbo, on the trip of his life: holy shit Gandalf this is great

Bilbo the moment Gandalf suggests going on a journey: what the fuck why would you do this. How could you

#lord of the rings #lotr #bilbo baggins #gandalf #haha they are taking drugs

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Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

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“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Bro valued becoming his Scale-sona more than his daughter

"Misako is the worst Ninjago parent-"

DID YOU ALL FORGET MASTER CHEN??? THE GUY WHO WAS WILLING TO LET HIS DAUGHTER DIE SO LONG AS HE COULD HAVE POWER? HE DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH WHEN GARMADON THREATENED SKYLOR MAN. HE DID NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENED TO SKYLOR !!!!!

#ninjago #ninjago misako #misako montgomery garmadon #master chen ninjago #misako is a good mum #in a bad situation

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Okay so I saw this post by @borkwolf, read the fic and it broke my heart, so have this little out-of-context bit of art I made for it ♡

Also go read it here and give the author kudos on ao3 and their tumblr @ewoo

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fave minecraft wood type?

oak

spruce

birch

jungle

acacia

dark oak

mangrove

cherry

crimson

warped

none/see results

#cherry #birch is really good too

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Their ship name name should be Peppered Moths

I think they should kiss

#oliver fog #reverse 1999 #x reverse 1999 #X #peppered moths