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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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Another one of my tweets kinda blew up.

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CEO at a restaurant

English added by me :)

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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SUNS ARE 0-2 IN THE SERIES MAN THIS IS NOT THE TIME

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