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I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

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Please do not ask how long it took me to realize “OceanGate” was the company’s actual name.

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tumblr is gently cradling reddit in its arms after patching up its wounds and saying Who did this to you. we're by a fireplace and there's a spark between us we can't quite name. tumblr lets out a breath it didnt know it was holding

#keeping the cursed train of 'if i have to see it so do you' alive prev

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take his ass to the timeloop

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hey no you can still click directly to reblogs you just cant hit the blogs name. you have to hit the space around it

this area. if you hover over it it gives a visual cue and you are sent to the reblog. if you hit the user it sends you to their blog directly

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CYBERVERSE

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alternate universe hitchhiker

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HEY GUESS WHAT 

TRANSFORMERS CYBERVERSE the crack #2

*throws the thing* let’s destroy this innocent show EVEN MORE 

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TRANSFORMERS CYBERVERSE the crack #1

*throws the thing in the wild* farewell my child

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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so those porn bots huh

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figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever

for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:

https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]

remove the [brackets] when using it!

#save

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Glocktimus Prime

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The fact that this is quite literally Cyberverse Soundblaster’s backstory asfgjgksh