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*Family playing twister at the garage*
North: Right hand red.
Alan, ends up on top of Sky:
Jeff: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Sonic: He stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago.
North: Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Way: I'm a mess.
Pete, actually pulling out a broom: Good thing I have broom.
Charlie: You are right, hitting him with it is the only solution.
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Jeff: Who's that card for? Is everyone okey?
Charlie: Everyone is okey, it's just a get better card for Vegas.
Jeff: Why? Is he sick?
Charlie: No I just thought he could do better.
Jeff: Oh pass the card, let me sign too.
Charlie, tearing up: I raised you so well.
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Pete: What's something that's considered a punishment as a child but a reward as an adult?
Way: Death.
Kenta: Spankings.
Kim: Can the two of you just chill for five seconds?
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Way, drowning:
Charlie: I'd save him, but who am I to play god?
Jeff: I am god, and I've decided that he's going to die.
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Alan: I think we're missing something.
North: Teamwork?
Sonic: The power of friendship?
Kim: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Babe: Charlie.......
Alan: No, we're the hell is Jeff?
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*Charlie is cooking*
Babe: Any chance that’s for me?
Charlie: It’s for North and Sonic. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Jeff: I never realized the forethought that you put into being a disappointment. Or that North and Sonic needed an incentive to be stupid.
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Jeff: Why are Charlie and Babe sitting with their backs to each other?
Alan: They had a fight
Jeff: Then why are they holding hands?
Alan: Babe is afraid he will randomly disappear again, so it was either not ever leaving each other's sides or handcuffs
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I'm away for the fandom for one second and they make an omegaverse bl with Pavel. I guess it's time to get back to work.
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Sky: Dammit, Prapai!
Prapai: What?! It wasn’t me!
Sky: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Payu!
Payu: Not me either.
Sky: Oh so wait who set Gun's house on fire?
Rain, whistles:
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Prapai, running in: In what case is murder legal?
Rain: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Prapai: I might have almost killed Gun, I'm just wondering what are my options if I finish the job?
Rain: Oh don't worry finish the job, I'm making it legal, trust me.
Saifha: Payu sometimes your boyfriend scares me.
Payu: I know, he's so perfect.
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Priest: Let the spirit of God enter you.
Pete: The only man I'll let enter me is someone severally fucked up and good at BDSM.
Vegas: I think this is my cue to make my dramatic entrance.
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Prapai killing Gun
Me:
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Porsche: Are you in love with Pete?
Vegas: Yes, why do you ask?
Porsche: Because I saw the "V+P" hearts everywhere.
Vegas: No that actually stands for vengeance and pain.
Porsche: That checks out...... WAIT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH PETE.
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Wait for me
Next week ep:
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Saifha: Does anyone ever think that you two are dating?
Sky: No, because we screw boys like horses on tequila.
Rain: And then we either try to avoid them or date them.
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Prapai: How do Rain and Sky usually get out of this messes?
Payu: Oh no they don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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