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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Allison: How does this outfit make me look?
Renee: Like you go to Euphoria High
Allison: Perfect
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Allison: I look a hot mess
Allison: Emphasis on hot
Nicky: You already know the vibe
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Andrew, playing with a snake: See Aaron he likes me-
Aaron: I heard it's in that species' nature to be nice to it's own kind
Aaron: Poor lil guy is probably doing this against his will
Nicky, in the background blowing airhorns: ROASTEDDDD
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Andrew: You're ugly
Katelyn: How are you gonna judge beauty when your eyes haven't been fully open for the past 3 years
Andrew: You're lucky I gave Neil my knives before coming here
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*Aaron does something stupid*
Aaron: Must be the Andrew in me
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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SHOWER SCENE BE LIKE 👀
Neil: bandaged up, covered with plastic bags, hot mess
Andrew:
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🐾 Stolen kisses and shared detachment 🦊 🥍
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Thank you so so much @the-real-alicat-blog for commissioning this piece from me!!! YOU’RE LITERALLY SO SWEET AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
this wonderful human literally commissioned Andriel from me after reading the books for me and then proceeding to listen to me rant for like an hour about how much I wanted to draw them. Ugh. I love you so much friend. Seriously 🥺❤️
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Neil: Okay so today I saw a stray dog and decided to keep it
Neil: His first name is Clifford and-
Andrew: I swear to God if his middle name is "The Big Red Dog" I will leave you
Neil:
Neil,crying: Why do you put me in these kinds of positions?
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Andrew: The fact that Neil's hair is red
Andrew: Like this man really do be a walking red flag-
Andrew: --which I will politely ignore
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Neil: Life is a school project and Andrew's my partner
Matt: Just pray you get a decent grade at this point
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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neil: i love murder mysteries
andrew, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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istggg my aunt and her guy friend did this same thing for free desert-
waitress: are you two a couple?
neil: n-
kevin: is there a discount?
waitress: ten percent off desert. five percent off alcohol.
kevin: *puts his arm around neil*
kevin & neil in unison: yes. yes, we are.
*camera cuts to one very jealous aaron minyard and one very sulky andrew minyard in the background*
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Neil: Thank you
Andrew: I just ran you over with a truck???
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Andrew: fuck you *flips Neil off*
Neil: *leans over and kisses Andrew's raised middle finger* only if you want ;)
Andrew:
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Andrew telling Neil how to treat his eye infection: if it still hurts, you can rinse with boiled water.
Neil: okay, thanks--
Andrew: *snaps fingers* look at me. I know your dumbass just thought of pouring boiling water into your eye. So I am reminding you that you boil the water, wait for it to cool, then rinse.
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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Kevin: The sun is estimated to be 27 million degrees Fahrenheit, isn't that fascinating?
Andrew: Who gives a shit?
Neil: See this goldfish? His name is Harold and this one is Sparkles.
Andrew: Fascinating.
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exy-is-smexy · 2 years
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ok but fr that moment was heart touching
Kevin: my father comes to all my games. that's enough
wymack, sobbing: get the fuck on the court you little bitch
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