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Okay maybe it was worth it staying up just to watch the battle between Sainz, Leclerc and Alonso

#chinese gp 2024 #beautiful #exciting #i actually sat up and couldnt look away

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Can I pretend that this race finished during qualifying?

#chinese gp 2024 #sprint race

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I sip my tea and I watch 20 men go vroom vroom at ass o'clock in the morning

#chinese gp 2024

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I should have gone to bed

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my roman empire.

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Let's hope for an interesting Sprint

#interesting and safe #please be worth being awake for #chinese gp 2024

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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Don't know if the blurb thing is still open but if it is then please max and lando??

Maybe max found it that Danny has cheated? On him and lando is there every step of the way

In the end they both realise that they genuinely like each other❤️❤️

Oooo this has so many possibilities

Max and Daniel's relationship not having been good for a while. They've both been together for years now. Both of them are comfortable together but know they have issues. Max wants to work on them and he tries. He really gives it his all but it seems like Daniel doesn't want things to get better but doesn't want to break up. He just tells Max what he wants to hear but never acts on it, and eventually hurts Max in a way that they can't come back from.

When Max shows up at his door at 4am, eyes red rimmed and his suitcases with him, Lando just welcomes him in and gives him a home. Everything in Maxs life has been entangled with Daniel, and Lando gives him a home outside of that.

Lando is there when he's sad, when he's mad, when he finally laughs again. He's the one that goes and gets the last of Maxs stuff from the home he shared with Daniel. The one who tells Daniel to stop calling and may or may not have punched Daniel but Max can't get him to admit it

Eventually, months down the line, Max realises something he had been hiding from and that's how, even before Daniel, he had always gravitated towards Lando and how Lando was always there and that maybe, he was looking for forever in the wrong place

#norstappen #max/lando #past max/daniel

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You still doing the pairing-one word thingo? Because GURL I HAVE IDEAS!

I absolutely am! Because these are just so so so fun to write and play around with!

Send me one word + a pairing and I’ll write a little something

#ask game

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pando and laughter :)

Pando my loves ❤️

"What are you wearing?"

Pierre had to bite his lip to stop himself doubling over in laughter as he looked at Lando.

His boyfriend was standing in the hallway of their apartment and he looked absolutely miserable. There was a mortified flush to his cheeks that had Pierde wanting to tease him and cut his face but he couldn't take his eyes off of the truly hideous outfit his love was wearing.

"Shut up", Lando mumbled, embarrassment clear as he fiddled with his bracelets as he dropped his bag on the ground.

"Is your outfit able to shut up? Because my love, those colours are louder than Daniel", Pierre started to laugh softly despite the death glare he received, "How did you end up like this? I thought you were just playing paddle with Charles, Mick and Lance?"

"We made a bet", Lando grumbled, crossing his arms over the hideously vibrant shirt that was a little too tight on Lando’s shoulders and arms, "I lost. You think this is bad? You should see Lance. Charles's jeans only made it to the elvator before Lance's butt was too strong for them. I think Charles even cried a little"

It was that comment that set Pierre off. He couldn't hold in his laughter any more at the thought of Lance, who was taller and broader than Charles in nearly every way, ripping his pants with the power of his ass and Charles being highly offended by the death of his jeans.

Puerre had to steady himself on the wall with one hand but then he glanced up through his laughter at Lando and he was nearly tumbling towards the floor. The hideous patchwork jeans with with bright hot pinks, blues and greens was enough to have him choking on his laughter as tears rolled down his face.

Lando, ever the good boyfriend, cursed at him before he too, joined Pierre on the floor. The two of the gasping for air and laughing at the ridiculousness if it all as Lando showed him a picture Mick had grabbed of Lance looking embarrassed with his colourful boxers peeking out of the giant rip in the ass of Charles's jeans.

"Fucking breath, you idiot", Lando giggled as he thumped Pierre on the back as the other choked on his laughter.

It faded eventually. Laughter turning to giggles as Lando wiped their tears off on the hideously green and red shirt Charles had given him to wear until they were slumped together on the floor.

"I love you", Pierre chuckled, pressing a kiss to Lando’s temple, "Even if you're dressed like this"

That comment earned him a slap on the chest and attempted nipple twist before they were both laughing again.

Send me one word + a pairing and I’ll write a little something.

#pando #pierre/lando #lando/pierre #poor lance #rip Charles's pants #lance #lando #mick #charles #pierre

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#chips #crisps #potatoe croquettes??? squished potatoe croquettes??? idk #biscuits #fizzy drinks #sweets #cigs/fags/ciggies #beanie #candy floss/floss #ireland #munster

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Shirt that says "So chronically online I touched the grass at the Chinese Grand Prix and it caught on fire"

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you are such an incredible person and I will never be able to put into words how important you are to me. You were there for me when others hurt me, you have shown me more kindness than I can ever repay and have been the most incredible friend. We have shared amazing times together and I hope we will have many more. I wish you nothing but the best my friend <3

say whatever you want about me on anon, i have to post it without any comment

#🥹🥹♥️♥️

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

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soft asks to get to know people

what song makes you feel better?

what’s your feel-good movie?

what’s your favorite candle scent?

what flower would you like to be given?

who do you feel most you around?

say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

what color brings you peace?

tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

what calms you down?

what’s something you’re excited for?

what’s your ideal date?

how are you?

what’s your comfort food?

favorite feel-good show?

for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.

compliment the person who sent you this number.

fairy lights or LED lights?

do you still love stuffed animals?

most important thing in your life?

what do you want most in the world right now?

if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

what would you say to your future self?

favorite piece of clothing?

what’s something you do to de-stress?

what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

what movie would you want to live in?

which character would you want to be?

hugs or hand-holding?

morning, afternoon or night?

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

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LANDO NORRIS arrives at the track at race speed on Friday ahead of FP1 at the 2024 Chinese GP (by Getty Images)

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the fuckcighb panda eyes peeking thru the halo is killing me