fabulous-joys

[fabulous-joys]

Ay-yo Here we go Spill your guts Crush some nuts Dude’s a bug Smoke a nug Kobra’s a brit Eat some shit Say it back It’s the Killjoys rap

firstly, how dare you call kobra british. secondly,

ID: a gif of napoleon dynamite dancing. End ID.

#op #asks #anon #this fucks actually

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The girl: hypothetically what would happen if you put a medal for in the microwave?

Jet: it'd probably explode *stands up* DIF YOU OUT A FORK IN THE MICROWAVE?

the girl: would you get mad if I did? HYPOTHETICALLY

Jet: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT?

the girl: I DID

the microwave:

ID: a gif of a massive nuclear explosion. End ID.

#incorrect killjoys #the killjoys are not mcr #jet star #the girl #cooking w jet #asks #anon #flashing cw #flashing #< just in case

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Are you a water is wet believer? (no judgement only thirst for knowledge)

water is always wet in my heart <3

#did you mean to send this twice lol #i love you #asks #anon

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the girl: hey, kobra, where are you going?

kobra: well, it depends. when i die, probably hell. but right now, i’m going to dr d's.

the girl: ... can i come?

kobra: to hell, or to dr d's?

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #kobra kid #the girl

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jet: ghoul, what are you drink- IS THAT HYDROGEN PEROXIDE?!

ghoul: no, it says H2O! look!

*ghoul sets the bottle down, revealing that his hand was covering the extra 2*

ghoul:

jet:

ghoul: ... y'know, i thought it tasted kinda funny

jet: and yet you KEPT DRINKING?!?

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korse: why won’t you all just lie down and die with dignity?!

party: we don’t do anything with dignity!

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #party poison #korse

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the girl: what is love?

cherri: an emotional minefield

kobra: a neurochemical reaction.

ghoul: baby don't hurt me-

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #fun ghoul #kobra kid #cherri cola #the girl

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kobra: what's two plus two?

ghoul: math

kobra: ... technically that's correct, but not the answer i was looking f-

ghoul: i'll take technically correct, i'm good with that

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #fun ghoul #kobra kid #the dumbass duo

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party: how much time did you spend on this?!

kobra: that's irrelevant. i would spend any amount of time to properly shame you.

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #kobra kid #party poison #siblings 😌 #the venom brothers

[fabulous-joys]

the snail in my ear telling me to draw the same character 1000 times

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AIN’T A PREACHER GONNA SAVE ME NOW

alts under cut // ko-fi

[fabulous-joys]

funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it

#ghoul would do this

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Girl: what's a cunt?

Jet: omg- um... Where did you hear that?

Girl' Kobra just called party a cunt and they said "thank you"

Jet: ....

yeah that tracks

#incorrect killjoys #asks #anon #the killjoys are not mcr #nsfw cw #🔞 #kobra kid #party poison #jet star #the girl

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ID: an image of the fab four with a thought bubble connecting them all together, illustrating that they are all thinking the same thing. the thought bubble says "wow everyone here is so weird thank god i’m the only normal person here." End ID.

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #the fab four #meme

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kobra: request for you to not act like a bitch? party: request DENIED!

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #kobra kid #party poison #siblings 😌 #the venom brothers

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ghoul: you know, i can tell the time just from looking at the stars kobra: is that so? ghoul: yup! check this out! ghoul: *stares up at the sky for a solid thirty seconds* ghoul: it's nighttime!

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #fun ghoul #kobra kid #the dumbass duo

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party: i haven't spoken to ghoul in almost a week. what he did was unforgivable kobra: you don't even remember, do you? party: HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!

#incorrect killjoys #op #the killjoys are not mcr #kobra kid #party poison #fun ghoul