There鈥檚 a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here鈥檚 my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:
A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.
A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.
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i suck ass at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad
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hey. don鈥檛 cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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cryptid bfs
it makes me so happy to see all the eldritch k枚nig fanart/fic 鉂わ笍
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they are on a date
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Alejandro: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Soap: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Rodolfo: Waking up in the morning.
Ghost: Waking up.
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YK WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???????
LOOOOOOK.
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babygirls馃き
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Hey girl you've got tits the size of boobs
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hi girlypops i am severly sleep deprived and going insane over fictional military men
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Bad habits.
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