Guys be like "I know a spot" and then take your yellow feathered ass into a coal mine
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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beauty lies in pickled vegetable
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reblog to EVIL BOOP the person you reblogged from >:3
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Crown Royal gnome someone made (would have bought if he wasn't $30) and a uranium glass bowl, found at Marion Antique Mall in Marion IL.
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness
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In ancient times, a “bus” was a sort of terrestrial beast. the people of the time harnessed their regular territorial patrol routes by climbing down their maw. buses had complex a nerve system threading throughout their bodies. passengers found that pressing down on certain nodes of this system sent an electrical signal to the creatures brain, causing it to stop moving and open its jaws, allowing passengers to dismount.
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i <3 menial tasks. for srs.
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going
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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
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