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[fairestmusesofthemall]

It's a time of life and renewal. It's not a promised time off for her, but she's got light duty. Less brooding and more hovering over caterpillars with knowing smiles or admiring fawns and birds in flight. Most will make it. Not all, but life is beautiful and she doesn't have to be on guard. These are the lazy days for her. Beata is comfortable laying in the earth with an arm propping her head up and only brushing off the dirt when she's spoken to. But that smile is there. Nymh is busy... "Indulging me! Well..." She was about to reach for some herbs that needed a bit of help but thought better of it. It would just make Nymh's job harder... "Would you rather live in a world devoid of color and art from the humans... or music from the humans? Which would you rather?"

@fairestmusesofthemall said: "Do you want to play a game of 'Would You Rather' to pass the time?" from Beata...

" Now that's a mortal game I've not heard of in a very long time. "

The spirit raised a brow as she wiped the dirt from her hands on her knees. It's spring now, and the herbs in her smaller garden by the cabin don't bounce back without some assistance! The company is nice to have while she works though, especially if it's her.

" I don't see why not. Go ahead, you propositioned the game, it's only fair you get to ask the first question. "

#tearmannfoilathe #frequently kind and suddenly cruel | beata #the wings of death and a forgotten tree | bea and nymh

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What if I actually have a chance to do replies today because my headache, aches, and depression are mildly under control? WHAT IF? WHAT IF? Big Bird and Doom vibrating in the background. (And I'll be on @leaderintitleonly too) For real, when I don't have as much pain, it's pretty great for me. NYOOM

#mun on fire

[fairestmusesofthemall]

In my mental illness I could just add Chili from Bluey to this blog and I will NEVER DO THAT because I can't keep up with shit. BUT. I COULD. I COULD DO THAT.

hahaha cries in a puddle

#mun on fire #the depression making me feel impulsive rn #as doom and big bird fight in the back #nobody encourage me please my brain is garbage

[fairestmusesofthemall]

just imagine doom and big bird fighting rn okay i'm gonna try to smother my depression and get caught up cause I OWE SO MUCH and I DESIRE TO BE ON HERE cause UUUGH

kicks my mental health BE RIGHT THEEERE. :) I want to be here. I have really high muse for literally EVERY CHARACTER. I SWEAR. But my brain is telling me to go sit in the shower and listen to Lazarus Drug (IF YOU KNOOOW YOU KNOOOOW) over and over.

stupid grey matter

#this mun is on fire #:( seriously i love that you love them and their muse is super high #but brain is stupid

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Climbing out the window. "...So I've got five minutes to find this hawk and a wolf."

Standing outside of your house. Blasting Total Eclipse of the Heart on a boombox. Where did she get a boombox.

#shitposting #pass the tissues | sneezy

[fairestmusesofthemall]

"IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME LIVE!"

And potentially go to the nearest urgent care clinic covered in hives and with severe throat swelling. "COVER ME IN PEANUT BUTTER AND GIVE ME A SPATULA!"

NOPE NOPE NOPE

SHY IS WRESTLING THE HOT SAUCE AWAY LIKE YOU'RE A GATOR

#shitposting #pass the tissues | sneezy

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Shy, I'm allergic to capsaicin.

I need an Epi-Pen cocktail first.

Then I play stupid games and earn stupid prizes.

After that, hot sauce chased by water!

#dash commentary #shitpost #pass the tissues | sneezy

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Unfortunately, Sneezy does listen to people when they're in positions of power or have cool clothes. "Will Mentos and Sprite work as subsitute?"

#dash commentary #pass the tissues | sneezy #shitposting #SNEEZY DO NOT. DO THE DO NOT. #and that was the last you heard of sneezy NO NO HE'S FINE

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Sounds fake, but considering he's just brushed his teeth, maybe he'll try it. Alright. Bottom's up. Let's get that orange juice-

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS?! WHY? IS THIS WHAT DYING IS LIKE? DYING IS PROBABLY PREFERABLE. YOU'RE AN EVIL SPACE DUCKY. WHYYYYYYY?

#pass the tissues | sneezy #dash commentary #shitpost #nobody mind sneezy i just saw a thing that needed some commentary while i'm half dead here

[fairestmusesofthemall]

The divorcee in question, if Doc ever gets her those papers to sign.

#dash commentary #shitposting

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Chaos and greed... Usually they didn't tamper, but this was a boiling point. "A revolution has to have a bit of discord. I find it difficult to disagree, even if he repulses me." She rolls up her floppy sleeves and sighs. "I was born of pain and suffering. That was the first thing I witnessed. The second was the butterflies that flank me where I go." Beata reached a hand into the air and immediately one of the aforementioned butterflies landed on the back of her hand with its wings folded, waiting for a command. "Freedom is paid in blood. It's paid to me, unfortunately. It might not be paid immediately... but eventually, I collect. Though perhaps one day things can be done peacefully." She lets the butterfly off after a whisper. "One day... maybe people can gain their freedom with wit and words. But even I had to lie a little to get your freedom." Her lips twitch with a growing frown. "Death's single regret, a bit of betrayal..."

" The world was younger my lady, you cannot be blamed for all of it. The world of man is unfortunately one of tireless bloodshed. " She's tempted to spit at the mere thought of a certain Thane. But she's being normal about it.

" Even if a certain, ahem, fool was involved in this particular event. "

#frequently kind and suddenly cruel | beata #the wings of death and a forgotten tree | bea and nymh

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She hangs her head. "I was very hungry during this time. Leading all the souls off meant exerting a lot of energy, so I stopped for a few sodium breaks. The snow had plenty of nutrients to take."

" Well. At least I fall under better legends these days. Goodness. "

#frequently kind and suddenly cruel | beata #the wings of death and a forgotten tree | bea and nymh

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"Changing my bet. Seventy-five quatloo that they kiss."

"Or that the rattus jersi tastes the centipede. Either way, I think we're moving into some kind of tongue territory!"

#dash commentary #educate yourself! | pleakley #in which pleakley has some more shower thoughts that should not be had #yeah pleakley you got two tongues what that tongue do though do we ask jumba

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"Quatloos are absolutely legal tender! Earth isn't ready yet so I'm only going twenty."

#dash commentary #educate yourself! | pleakley

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"Well, I think I have exhausted all I can from Rupaul's Drag Race for my next report on earth culture..."

"Twenty quatloo on the rattus jersi to win!"

#dash commentary #pleakley shitposts #educate yourself! | pleakley

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"Earth hospitality at its finest! Hopefully I can get a tupperware to bring back for the family!" Yes this is absolutely a joke about feeding Lilo dog food that one time.

Emptying an entire bag of Friskies out onto the porch-

#educate yourself! | pleakley #pleakley shitposts

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Why don't you write OUAT muses anymore (on here)?

Death threats and insults, pretty much. I kept the characters who didn't get as much flack and left them to their own blogs. But I was pretty much tired of getting told a lot of BS every single time I logged in that because I didn't like certain characters, found certain plot elements damaging or offensive, and generally just tried to write something else since there was plenty to pick from. Doc and Blue have their verses but everyone else is retired. For the most part I don't want to deal with OUAT anymore.

#mun on fire #this was the least drama filled way and i am so sorry #try being an adopted child and trying to explain how the system actually works and being told kys by women twice your age #LEGALLY I KNOW HOW IT WORKS I WAS PRESENT AND CONSCIOUS AT THE PROCEEDING HOLY SHIT #I LITERALLY WAS THERE. I WAS NOT AN INFANT. but nooooooo! #friendo there was so much shit wrong with this fandom