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fairyblue-alchemist · 20 minutes
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would someone like to teach my cat the phrase 'don't bite the hand that feeds'
it's me. i'm the hand that feeds
it has been 0 days since my cat has tried to bite me
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fairyblue-alchemist · 23 minutes
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Excerpt from Refusing Compulsory Sexuality: A Black Asexual Lens on Our Sex-Obsessed Culture by Sherronda J. Brown.
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fairyblue-alchemist · 8 hours
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the following words and phrases are magical, ethereal, and family to me: transsexual male, trans male, genderqueer ftm, trans fag, testo butch, tranny boy, ftm butch, tranny dyke, boydyke, bulldyke, boydyke, trans gay & tboy.
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fairyblue-alchemist · 11 hours
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks
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fairyblue-alchemist · 11 hours
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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>
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fairyblue-alchemist · 11 hours
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Serval cat see, serval cat do.
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fairyblue-alchemist · 11 hours
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Japanese tea bag maker Ocean-Teabag has been making waves by creating little parcels of aroma in the shape of marine animals. Luckily for us, their wide range of tea bags are available at online Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard, maker of such fine products as Space Tea and cat-shaped kitchen utensils.
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Ocean-Teabag’s earliest designs included beautiful dolphin tea bags filled with blue mallow tea leaves. Steeping them turns your otherwise normal pot of water into a tranquil ocean. Proving to be a hit among tea lovers, Ocean-Teabag expanded their repertoire to many other sea creatures including the sea turtle (butterfly pea jasmine tea)…
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the distinctive ocean sunfish (Japanese hojicha — roasted green tea)…
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the graceful manta ray (tropical mango tea)…
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and even a shark (blended herb tea)!
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The newest addition to their robust series of marine creatures is a tea bag shaped like an innocuous sea cucumber. This little parcel is filled with jasmine tea, as well as a smidgen of sea cucumber powder to lend some authenticity. Ocean-Teabag warns that some people who have a sensitive tongue may find it tasting a little fishy.
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The company also crafted a deep sea series that will satisfy even the most adventurous of tea drinkers out there. A few such examples are the anglerfish (earl grey tea)…
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the creepy giant isopod (Eastern Beauty oolong tea)…
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the horseshoe crab (white apricot tea)…
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…and lastly the king of them all, the enormous giant oarfish. ( Delicious Assam tea of epic proportions! ) Just like its namesake, it measures a whopping 19 centimeters (7.5 inches). Drinking tea becomes an art when half of your tea bag hangs out of your cup.
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 While the notion of turning your cup of tea into fish-inhabiting waters is not new, these tea bags will hopefully conjure up images of gentle ocean waves in your mind. 
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WHERE TO FIND THE TEA
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fairyblue-alchemist · 23 hours
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Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.
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fairyblue-alchemist · 24 hours
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Embroidered Sneakers // Hoai
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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight
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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]
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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
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boys i'm starting to think building a society where the primary imperative of business is to make as big a profit as possible might have been a bad idea
lads stop me if i'm wrong, but was it a mistake to make money so central to our society that rich people become functionally omnipotent?
gents i can't believe i'm saying this but am i wrong for not trusting the private sector to have my best interests at heart??
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gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible
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