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Poison Ivy #24 cover art by Jessica Fong

#babygirl is everything okay. #poison ivy #dc comics

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#obsessed #video #laugh rule #music

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every feral shortstack clown brat deserves a dommy mommy plant goth gf ok it’s the law 🪴 🤡

#dope af chara design 🔥🔥🔥 #harlivy

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It's us!

#ok i love this. #art #happy tag

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okay I’ll go first *fats your clown wife* ur welcome ♥️♠️♦️♣️

#HI BABY I LOVE YOU #she looks so good wtf #harley quinn

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PVRIS  — "Oil and Water"

"If you give me your cold shoulders I'll bravе the storm and keep my arms wide open We're oil and water, it's true But I still fall into you"

#UGHUGGHH IM EMOOOOOO #ill take any new caitvi content even if it's a tentatively related song lmao #arcane #gif #caitvi

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#bruh i need this... #recipes

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based on that one tiktok

#LMAO my princess <3 #she looks so cute here great job :)) i love the expressions too #arcane

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

#this is so charming. i need to give it a go #text #happy tag

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are you guys like in love with each other or something…?

#UGH SO WARM AND SOFT AWOOOO #harlivy

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Chloe price fits

#best girl best girl #these are so fluid and dynamic awoooo #life is strange

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Amberprice turning me evil

#hi i love this? #soooo lovelyyyy #amberprice #life is strange #before the storm

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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

#i want this ok #recipes

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female rage is always traditionally dainty feminine women with long hair covered in blood :// WHAT ABOUT THE BUTCHES. what about a butch cradling her broken nose while eyeing the camera with contempt. what about a butch with the bottom half of their face covered in blood and viscera. what about veins bulging out of their muscular neck arms and back and sorry I lost track of what I was talking about

#she is truly the only protagonist ever written. #arcane #gif

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#How Did You Fucking Know. #gpoy

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Jo and Roach, girls for a wlw short story about vampires and legal disputes in south Paris

#HELLO? I WOULD LIKE TO READ THIS #character design #inspiration

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#YES so good love this scene #life is strange #before the storm