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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.

fake-bnha·17 days agoText

fake-bnha:

Deku: I SAID I WANTED MCDONALD’S.

Todoroki: Yeah, and I bought you McDonald’s.

Deku: I MEANT A BIG MAC OR SOMETHING. NOT THE ENTIRE COMPANY

BONUS

Endeavour: pardon

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fake-bnha·22 days agoText

fake-bnha:

aizawa: [sneezes]

kaminari: omg the teacher is dabbing

aizawa: i’m not i have allergies

aizawa: [tries to hold in another sneeze]

present mic: oooh he’s gonna do it again. fuckin hit it, sensei

THIS POST HAS NOT AGED WELL.

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fake-bnha·2 months agoText

store manager: you can’t do that

kirishima: oh-

kaminari: don’t worry, we have a permit

store manager: what

sero: [hands manager a piece of paper saying “they can and they will” signed by bakugou]

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fake-bnha·2 months agoText

fake-bnha:

is no one gonna talk about how iida accidentally ate ass one time

unintentional king.

here:

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fake-bnha·2 months agoText

Endeavour: Natsuo, do you ever want to talk about your trauma?

Natsuo: No.

Todoroki: I do

Endeavour: I know, Shouto

Todoroki: He said it was my power

Endeavour: I know, Shouto

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fake-bnha·2 months agoText

pieartsy:

i drew it

fake-bnha:

sero: …you shouldn’t be using a straw

kaminari: yeah, yeah, i know it’s bad for the environment or whatever

sero: no, it’s just-

sero: people usually eat lasagne with a fork

WOWOWOWOWOWW THANK YOU SO MUCHCHCHCH @pieartsy

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

7. “What’s your favourite word?”

it used to be “camouflage” cuz i was the only one who could spell it right in 2nd grade and it just kinda stuck

but now i think “crunchy” and “crisp” are nice words

quite a downgrade but it’s whatever. cromch cromch.

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

bakugou: say it

midoriya: no

bakugou: say it

midoriya: wHy

bakugou: it’s one fucking syllable, deku

bakugou: starts with “s” ends in “x”. say it.

midoriya:

midoriya: dog.

bakugou: what

midoriya: sorry i get dyslexic when i’m nervous

bakugou: what

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

fake-bnha:

todoroki: [taps table gently]

bakugou: [taps back]

kirishima: what are they doing?

midoriya: morse code.

todoroki: [aggressively taps table]

midoriya: OOOOOOOOOH

bakugou: [slams hands onto table]

bakugou: YOU BITCH TAKE THAT BACK

A Quick Translation:

todoroki: [i went to joe’s house yesterday]

bakugou: [lol who the fuck is joe]


i think you can guess the rest

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

Kidnapper [on the phone]: If you can get me $10,000 within the next 24 hours, I’ll give you your little friend back.

Aoyama [tied up]: Ten thou- YOU THINK I’M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?

Kidnapper: i

Aoyama, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-

Aizawa [on the other line]: shuuut the fuck up

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

Interviews [Pt. 2]

[in a plane]

todoroki: sure, the books tell you about all of deku and bakugous’ fights, but they don’t tell you about their worst illnesses.

interviewer: what??

todoroki: it’s called dumbass disease.

deku [in the background]: we don’t need parachutes do we?

bakugou: nah

todoroki:

todoroki: and it’s terminal.

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

fake-bts:

this is the official account :)))

if you’ve followed @fake-bnha for a while you will definitely see recurring quotes with alternate characters

please let me know in my inbox if this bothers you

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fake-bnha·3 months agoText

alright ladies, lads and whoever else,

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another year, another blog

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if you’re kinda sorta into bts,

you might wanna head over to this blog i’ve had for a while that i have yet to post on because i’m afrAid to:

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it’s called @fake-bts

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don’t be anxious to head over there and take a look around and maybe… give it a follow… or a note or two… when i actually post…

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i’ll reblog this every month or so just as a little reminder that it exists, etc. etc.

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if not, sit back, relax, and enjoy the bnha content 👍

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