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THE SHIP IS HERE AT LAST!!!!!

THE PLAN I HAD TO MAKE TO ORDER THE PLUSHIE AAAAAAAH BUT I DID IT, I DID IT AND I WILL HAVE IT IN JUNE!!!!!!!

Look, the shipping to Europe is 40$ to begin with and now Poland had to add a stupid 23% tax for the whole package + more custom fees so (26.99 + 40)*123% = is like 80 dollars!!!!

So I started reaching out to my family living abroad but the shipping was still 40!!!!!

THEN I REMEMBERED

MY MOTHER'S BEST FRIEND FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL LIVES IN CALIFORNIA

MOTHER CALL ELA, I NEED HER ASSISTANCE

AND MY MOM WROTE TO HER "MY DAUGHTER WANTS SOME COLLECTIBLE FROM ANIMY (anime spelled wrong) AND DOESN'T WANNA PAY THE SHIPPING CAN YOU ORDER IT AND BRING IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE VISITING?" AND SHE AGREED

SHE DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT HAVING SATAN IN THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHATS A PREORDER BECAUSE HER SON IS A WEEB

HAHA JOKE ON YOU GOVERNMENT YOU AIN'T GETTING MY SHIPPING FEES

#obey me #I'm so happy I managed to cheat my way out of paying the tax 😭 😭 😭

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First time I picked up my sketchbook since uuhhhh who knows

I'm still waiting for TW to be available in Europe VPN doesn't work for me unfortunately :(((((

so anyway here's Sebek :))) my new little meow meow

#twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt

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Lucifer & MC's relationship is so fucking funny??? It gives me heavy 'Dad and the pet he said he didn't want' vibes

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OMG that’s so sweet I’m melting 🥺 thank you so much love!! also I like the maramon its sounds so cute reminds me of pastries or sweets for some reason

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welcome to jelly’s selfship event where I will give you a reading and emoji rating for how astrologically compatible you are with your fave.

reblog with your moon and venus signs and the name of your fave and I’ll respond with a mini-reading of your compatibility.

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Czytaj dalej

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Ooooh another cool event from Jelly! Love those zodiac readings and matches from you! ♥

My placements are

moon 25 Virgo 8' 9"

venus 12 Libra 22' 6"

My fav is Solomon, don't think there is any way to make a fun selship name for him haha

hope I put all the info right! ♥

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welcome to jelly’s selfship event where I will give you a reading and emoji rating for how astrologically compatible you are with your fave.

reblog with your moon and venus signs and the name of your fave and I’ll respond with a mini-reading of your compatibility.

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Czytaj dalej

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I haven't touched pastels in a good while but...

he looks kinda weird but I was sleepy so it's accurate I guess??

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #om #obey me shall we date #obey me belphegor #belphegor #belphie

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Dziwne, że Kaja Godek się nie wyjebała z rowerka jak odcięli kasę z Kremla.

if you're from Ukraine, you have a uterus and don't want to be pregnant:

1. First of all AVOID AT ANY COST people and sites that have the name of "Ordo Iuris" or "pro-prawo do życia" (translate: pro-life). If you see a logo of fetus inside a heart, run.

Pro-prawo do życia foundation informed that one woman from Ukraine contacted them, asking for abortion. She barely spoke polish, which they admitted without any shame, that's why she thought that if they talk about abortion, they can provide it. They informed that they "explained children are not killed in Poland" and that now she's "in a safe place where no harm can come to her and her baby". I don't have words for how fucking inhuman it is to manipulate traumatized woman into carrying pregnancy she's not ready for since she's a refugee with no finances.

2. If you need abortion, contact:

Aborcyjny Dream Team

Ciocia Basia (abortion in Berlin; they can be found on facebook and theor email is [email protected])/ Ciocia Czesia (abortion in Czech Republic)

Abortion without borders (all of the above cooperate with them)

They will give you information on how to perform safe abortion with right medicaments or will help to travel abroad.

3. If anyone would try to threat you, remember than in Poland it is still legal to do abortion yourself, that's why it's mostly done with pills. Don't let them manipulate you. Fuck these people. You're not evil for needing abortion.

Please, help me spread this message and translate it in Ukrainian, please

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I've been thinking about how much of paperwork do Lucifer and Diabolo actually have to do on a daily basis. Yeah, they are running a whole realm but it seems terribly inconsistent to me how much time they actually spend on it.

We're told that Diavolo slacks off with his paperwork he shares with Lucifer, I'm pretty sure Barbatos has other responsibilities so all the office stuff is shared between these two. It never cuts into his "free" time tho, he still has time to do an absolute ton of other stuff meaning that he spends his day like in a typical office job. Barb will scold him or remind him to finish the workload before doing more fun stuff but it seems like it's not that big, he's simply an office equivalent of a kid with adhd trying to do their homework.

I don't believe Lucifer has that much work he needs to spend all his time in his office breaking his back and using up devildoms ink supply. He could easily do his work in a few hours and go be an efficient person in a different way, but he absolutely refuses to acknowledge that his work can be less than the non-existing perfect. He checks every single file 3 times and then once more, if a pen runs out of ink he will throw the whole paper away and start fresh. Making him use a printer was already hard to do, imagine trying to convince him to start doing his work digitally, my man could never. He claims it'd be way less efficient and too risky, important information being easily accessible to hackers and what if someone broke the computer (he won't listen about no backups and clouds). In reality of course he's just slightly better than Simeon when it comes to technology and refuses to learn.

I like the hc about MC bringing him snacks or trying to get him to get at least a few hours of sleep but please what he really needs is MC to teach him how excel works.

#obey me #om #obey me! #obey me! shall we date?

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szukam Polaków do jakiegoś czatu albo serwera o Obey me także jakby ktoś był zainteresowany to podbijajcie

cursed Lucyfer Krakowiak dla uwagi

#obey me #om

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It be like that sometimes...

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Little D’s fluff

What do you call a group of Little D's? A pack? A flock? Maybe a herd? MC's personal favourite was "the void" since when the creatures crowded in one spot their small black silhouettes would melt into a big shadow and form something akin to a moving black hole. At first, it made them kind of uneasy, since the smaller demons did come across as just as sinister as the strongest of their kind. From a further distance, they resembled a little puffball, upon closer inspection, everyone would notice that their needle-like teeth could easily pierce human skin and their claws and horns were always perfectly sharpened. The big eyes would make for a cute feature if it wasn't for the animalistic glint in them. Some of them spoke human languages, some only knew the infernal language and some could, or chose to, only chirp twitter happily. It would seem so that they had some kind of pack instinct and would often crowd together, which would always form a cacophony of different sounds.

Much to MC's dismay, the little critters took a great liking to them as soon as they arrived in the Devildom, starting from when they have left the student council room on their first day. A few Little D's started trailing along with them and Mammon to the House of Lamentation. The braver, especially the greed ones would approach even closer, curious about the new human. MC was left even more confused and scared, making Mammon laugh at the concept of being afraid of a Little D. After a while, MC got used to the little creatures. Every time they would pass a one on their way somewhere it would immediately start following them like a little duckling. Some would stick very close, some prefer keeping their distance. If the walk was longer, MC could be sure that there would be at least ten following them by the time they reached their destination.

As MC gets more used to the Devildom, they grow closer to the Little D's and start interacting with them. No one ever pays any attention to them so the tiny demons are of course overjoyed and now like the human even more. It's such a curious occurrence to them, to watch a regular human live with the seven avatars or interact with the prince himself. They've only ever heard about humans from random snippets, and frankly, Solomon resembles a demon more than he resembles a human. So they keep sticking around MC at all times, hiding in their room, waiting for them to leave HoL only to follow them to RAD. They try to hide inside their bag and in their locker, sometimes they even sit under their table during the lectures.

And when MC starts giving them little gifts like candy and lets them sleep in their bed or carries them around, they get even more attached. They full-on adopt MC as their favourite person in the Devildom and now MC can expect to find random trinkets inside of their pockets or be surprised by having their chores magically do themselves. MC can never forget their keys or wallet anymore, whatever it is that they forgot it always makes its way inside of their bag before they can notice. Their D.D.D. is always charged in the morning, even if they forgot to plug it in.

Everyone around them is of course incredibly amused by the situation, even though the Little D's tend to cause inconvenience for everyone else at times. Luke has been the only one to be furious about it since he first noticed that MC is always surrounded by those "dangerous beasts" and demanded Lord Diavolo to do something before they can corrupt them. A few stern talks and lectures were held. Nothing could keep them away from their favourite human though and Luke just had to accept the black critters always being somewhere in the background.

With time they would only get more and more protective of MC. It led to a few hilarious situations.

At some point Mammon started feeling like he was being replaced as MC's protector and got so jealous, he demanded the tiny demons were permanently banned from HoL. He was being so obnoxious about it that Satan finally gave in and put a spell on the door that made it impossible to enter for them, much to MC's dismay of course. The spell had to be taken off the same day, as soon the little D's started trying to enter HoL through the windows, the chimney or the vents. MC then forced Mammon to apologize to the fuming swarm that now refused to leave their room.

The other time one of the creatures got sick and MC got so worried they refused to leave it alone. The infernal beings don't get sick very often, so no one knew how to help it. It only took a few hours of watching MC sulk over it before everyone started looking for a way to heal the ill critter. The hours of research were unfutile as neither the RAD library, the Royal Library or Satan's collection had any books on this topic. Just as MC was about to lose hope, Solomon came up with an idea and went to pick up something from the human world. He soon came back with some medicine and refused to tell anyone what was it. The Little D got cured in one day after taking it, making MC want to hug the life out of the sorcerer from how grateful they were while making everyone jealous that he got to have their gratitude. When being asked what was it that healed the ill demon, he at first refused to tell, but finally gave in and admitted that it was cat medication.

If you asked anyone about their favourite story they would most likely mention the one time when one of the sloth demons didn't want to leave MC but was too sleepy to follow them, so they resorted to carrying it around the whole day. During one of the student council meetings, Lucifer wanted to emphasize something while talking to MC so he put a hand on their arm. The creature immediately woke up with an angry snarl and tried to bite him. The silence that fell upon the room was bone-chilling. While Mammon's been cursing himself over not getting this whole thing on tape, Satan and Belphie were trying not to suffocate from stifling their laughter. Everyone else waited terrified for Lucifer to react somehow, while the Little D drifted off again. If it wasn't for how MC would never talk to him again had he hurt the creature somehow, Lucifer would most likely annihilate it then and there. No one dares mention the event in his presence, but just thinking about how offended he looked back then makes everyone want to double down with laughter.

Had anyone entered MC's room at night, they'd be met with the quiet chirping, resembling a lullaby. The human lying in their bed cuddled up with the creatures who glow gently in the dark. They're warm and soft and make sure to keep any nightmares away, protecting their favourite human even in their sleep.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date

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Not gonna be finishing this one so enjoy this version lol

#lucifer obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me #obey me lucifer

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Human Pets

Uniting the realms is a tricky task - part 1, part 2, part 3

TW!! Mention of dubious consent, suicide, dehumanization, cruel treatment of humans and some minor spoilers for the chats in the early stages of the game

I've been thinking about how the sense of purpose in one's life is what seems to be the main drive in our lives. Being put in a restrained and somewhat hedonistic mindset can drive you away from the purpose in your life and mess with your head.

I think the main topic here is to first point out what is the general attitude towards human pets in the devildom. The first thing that comes to your mind might be "HA! Kinky!" but I like to headcanon it as a much more elaborate topic. As I mentioned in previous instalments in this series, to a common demon a human is nothing more than a lower form of being. While human kink is probably a popular thing since the beginning of the exchange program, the idea of human pets is more of an everyday domestic business topic. Even the lifespan ratio is similar to our pets.

Because, besides being food, humans are just exotic high-maintenance pets. Excluding the ones that have to be treated more seriously because of their power, of course, the thought of collaring a talking, fully conscious dog might make you question whether should you be collaring any dogs at all, hence why no one even considers trying to, let's call it, domesticate, for example, Solomon or Maddi.

It's something like having a monkey. Not everyone can afford it, they require a lot of time, money and attention after all. I bet there is a ton of demon influencers whose content revolves around their human pets.

With how much goes into caring for such a pet there are probably official breeders, honestly, I don't think it would be possible to reach the desired level of obedience and mindlessness with a human who wasn't raised like this from the start. Some more experienced raisers would probably start working with their pets as soon as the babies can be taken away from their mothers. Less invested and regular owners would probably buy off already trained and grown pets.

It is deemed extremely unprofessional and needlessly cruel to try and tame unwilling grown humans. They tried it a million times and it never worked, even if some demons managed to make it quite far, there was still a giant difference between those raised to be pets and the previously free ones. At some point, there were probably laws made to regulate it better, but I doubt it was ever taken seriously. While snatching a random human was a cheaper service than buying one designated to be a pet, no one wants to do that anymore since it's just inconvenient and more trouble than it's worth.

So, what does a human pet need? A doctor, or should we say a vet? That's a whole different profession that requires a lot of education and experience. Early in the game we receive a chat about some medical exams MC was appointed to, I like to think that secretly, tho we know what are the boys like with secrets, they got us one of the famed human vets. The whole appointment would be like a childhood flashback since the doctor would probably only talk about the results with Lucifer and Diavolo. We might even get some candy for being well behaved. lol

The general attitude towards those pets wouldn't stray too far from how we perceive domesticated animals. They're cute and entertaining, some care more for them, some dislike them and treat them poorly, but an average demon wouldn't mistreat them for no reason, a regular human is a whole different story, but these are special for a reason.

When it comes to exactly how conscious are they I think that they're not entirely mindless and stupid, since a human's charm is their mind. I imagine they're taught the basics, maybe how to write, read, some basic math. They can communicate on a decent level and are capable of more complex ideas such as understanding art. They're however missing the sense of purpose which puts them in a lazy and ambitionless state of mind.

A good owner would definitely gain the love and trust of their pet and just like for us abusing your pets is a no-no, for demons, it's also deemed as socially unacceptable. If you're living like this, with all of your needs fulfilled and with someone caring for you, you don't really need the sense of higher purpose and can just succumb your mind entirely to this hedonistic lifestyle, thus why the pets don't seek freedom, most of them wouldn't even be able to imagine or comprehend such an idea.

Now what everyone's been waiting for: SEX! I headcanon that most owners do have sexual relationships with their pets, this is where we stray from the similarities between human and demon pet owners. There is a big difference between regular and human pets. Human pet, arguably, tho this is my headcanon, has the necessary mind resources to understand what is consent and, well, consent. Because why wouldn't they tho? As mentioned before, they live a hedonistic lifestyle, and being raised in the devildom they recognize their sexual needs as basic, without the religious and cultural stigma around it's deemed as something completely casual. While some owners abuse their power over them, again, most are attentive and wouldn't harm their pets.

Human-demon pregnancies are very rare and in this specific case very unwanted, thankfully devildom has a ton of contraceptive spells for such situations, I can even imagine some permanent spells being placed on the pets that would make it impossible to successfully mate with a demon.

In general, an average human pet is a simple-minded creature, living a content life within its owners care. In many cases, of course, they aren't so lucky and end up being abused, just like in our world, there is a ton of rescued pets or even cases of suicide. But overall, it's not a terrible life to be born into, it's purposeless and devoid of deeper meaning, but for some, it's enough.

Now about the present day. Since Diavolo started working towards his goal, he had to do something about this. Imagine how awkward and uneasy would be trying to explain this whole concept to a regular human, let alone one you've suddenly brought to your domain. Solomon must've been aware of this previously, but MC would be forced to face an existential crisis every time they encounter a mention of it. It is impossible to make it all disappear so quickly. I imagine that slowly new regulations would be put in place, and Diavolo would slowly work towards eliminating the breeding, and simply wait for all of the pets to die off naturally since they would never be able to live an independent lifestyle. Before bringing MC to the Devildom the regulations regarding public spaces would be made, no ads, no offers, nothing that would make Devildom seem too extreme for humans to have political relations with.

When Diavolo brings MC to the devildom their task isn't really only to represent the more mundane part of humanity, but in reality to convince its citizens that humans aren't silly little pets and deserve to be seen as more or less equal.

But first, the most important would be to convince everyone at RAD, the brothers, and ultimately himself that MC is just as complex as they are. I can imagine that Diavolo absolutely would have had human pets in the past. He would make the distinction between magical humans who are not to be messed with and the regular humans, but MC is just a fragile, cute and defenceless creature. He tries his hardest from the start not to let his old habits show, but especially at the beginning of the program, he did tend to randomly pet MC or baby them too much.

The brothers must've been struggling too, being told to treat this random human-like their equal. Those who have contact with humans probably struggled less, I think Asmo, Satan and Levi would be the ones to look over their prejudices the quickest. Mammon might struggle since being assigned MC's guardian does kinda feel like being given a pet to look after. Belphie had to treat them normally to convince them to help them and Beel probably was focused more on trying to not treat them as a meal.  Lucifer would struggle the most, he already had so much work because of this whole exchange and now it was being expected of him to treat this little troublesome human-like it's equal to him, the literal avatar of pride. I think at the beginning of the exchange it would show that whenever they were somewhere in public he would try to play it as if they were his pet, since as I mentioned it is a matter of social status.

In general, the brother would probably at first treat MC pet-like. Watching what they eat so they don't poison themselves. Having to treat all of their injuries, in general watching after all of their needs. Think of how Asmo is since MC's first days in the Devildom buying them clothes and offering to help them with self-care, or how often do the brothers check in with us even if nothing happened. Before they can be captivated by the real MC it looks like they are just a cute little human they got assigned to care for and they treat MC as such.

I wanted to elaborate on how some creeps are fantasizing about making Diavolo's precious exchange student their pet, but I think it goes into the next instalment in the series which will be about demons with human kinks.

#obey me! #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons

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THE PLAN I HAD TO MAKE TO ORDER THE PLUSHIE AAAAAAAH BUT I DID IT, I DID IT AND I WILL HAVE IT IN JUNE!!!!!!!

Look, the shipping to Europe is 40$ to begin with and now Poland had to add a stupid 23% tax for the whole package + more custom fees so (26.99 + 40)*123% = is like 80 dollars!!!!

So I started reaching out to my family living abroad but the shipping was still 40!!!!!

THEN I REMEMBERED

MY MOTHER'S BEST FRIEND FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL LIVES IN CALIFORNIA

MOTHER CALL ELA, I NEED HER ASSISTANCE

AND MY MOM WROTE TO HER "MY DAUGHTER WANTS SOME COLLECTIBLE FROM ANIMY (anime spelled wrong) AND DOESN'T WANNA PAY THE SHIPPING CAN YOU ORDER IT AND BRING IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE VISITING?" AND SHE AGREED

SHE DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT HAVING SATAN IN THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHATS A PREORDER BECAUSE HER SON IS A WEEB

HAHA JOKE ON YOU GOVERNMENT YOU AIN'T GETTING MY SHIPPING FEES

#obey me

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It took me a while to sit down and actually make this but I wanted to join in the fun started by @moemoemammon !

I was always taught that sloth doesn’t actually refer to laziness, but to passiveness. Adults would warn me that sometimes it would be more convenient or comfortable for me to ignore certain actions and events, even tho basic decency would require taking action. 

Today I recognize that being active isn’t always as simple as simply doing your job or chores as a worker or a member of society. Sometimes being active means stepping out of line. Protecting yourself and those who need it. Standing up for what you believe is right.

#obey me #obey me!

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Can we talk about the next season (4)? Because we ain't getting nothing rn and I'm so pumped all the time. Like I'M SO READY FOR THE NEW CHARACTERS COME ON I WANNA SEE THEM

possible spoilers for chapters 40+

I wonder if they will be dateable tho 🤔

Like at this point I think we can expect Micheal and Raphael as characters with sprites and I think the idea of an official design of Lilith is also there somewhere

Can't help thinking of the angels as Simeon but much worse tho like they're gonna be total boomers and the snoobish types for sure

We can get a lot of development with that tho

ALSO THE MARRIAGE IDEA IS STILL THERE!!! AND SINCE IT DON’T LOOK LIKE WE GETTING ROUTES WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MARRY POLY!!!!

AHHHhh I can’t wait all my cards are ready I hope we get some info before september

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me!

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I can’t explain. Not this time.

#obey me! #OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me belphegor