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✩ Info post ✩

Name: Dave Emily

Age: 19

DOB: February 20th

Occupation: Security guard

Reference picture:

#//this blog is like. really dead. but look!! I’m making a new one!!

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Promo

A small child stands outside of the freshly closed pizzaplex. He was too late. He sighs, lowering his head. He’d just have to find another way in. But how would he do that? Was there even another way to get in? He’d just have to find out.

//Character info and reference under the cut <33

Character info

Character name: Henry ████

Pronouns: He/they/it

Age: 12

Reference image

#{ promo help. } #//another cringe blog of mine 😼😼

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🎶Promo Post🎶

Reblog this to promote a funny Music Man’s ask blog :]

#{ promo help. }

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Why did it take three days to say that. I’m so sorru

“…You really are struggling here, aren’t you? First ho, and now sorru. I’m so sorru for you, Anon.”

#{ traitor's rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. } #//I’m so sorry </33

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I MEANT HI

“…You know what. That actually makes sense.”

#{ traitor's rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. }

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omg :(

“Can you really blame me for not trusting you guys?”

#{ traitor's rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. }

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I didn’t mean to!!!

“You know what. You know what. I don’t believe you!”

#{ traitor's rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. }

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Well, you see, they called you a ho

“Oh, is that so?” He smiles, though it doesn’t hide the anger on his face. “Well surely they wouldn’t mind being hit real quick.”

#{ traitor's rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. }

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Ho

He curls his hand into a fist, “you wanna say that again?”

#{ traitor's rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. }

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Hey loser

He groans, “why can’t you just say hi? Sometimes it’d be nice to not be insulted.”

#{ traitor’s rambles. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. }

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~• Promo! •~

A small male sat alone in the park, searching through a mint green bag. He was mumbling to himself, seemingly trying to find something. After a few moments he sighs, closing the bag and picking it up. After a quick glance around he walks off, unable to find whatever he was looking for.

Unfortunately for him, he ended up leaving his wallet on the bench he was sitting at. That can’t be good.

#{ promo help. } #//I recolored my profile picture purely to avoid making another CG edit

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I literally don’t know who to tag in this 😍😍

#{ scout. }

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*gives Dog some strawberries* 🍀

Dog happily took the strawberries and ran off. A few minutes after they ran off you could hear them yell something about fish.

#{ dog. } #{ asks. } #{ 🍀 anon. } #m!a dog speaks #//just got divorced in the Discord VC 😩😩😩

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Omg so true little dude 🍀

Dog looks up at you again, then speaks. “Fruit! Fruit! Fruit! Fruit!”

#{ dog. } #{ asks. } #{ 🍀 anon. } #m!a dog speaks #//dog calls you a fruit 24 hour asmr

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just call them a slur already wtf /j

Dog makes eye contact with you, then growls.

#{ dog. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. } #m!a dog speaks

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Dog, you lovely little guy, what wisdom do you have for us today? 🍀

They stare at you, “I’m a luxury few can afford.” After that they run over, sitting by your side, still staring at you. “Fruit! Fruit!”

#{ dog. } #{ asks. } #{ 🍀 anon. } #m!a dog speaks

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Omg dog no that’s a bad word

The raccoon stares at you, then stands on their hind legs. “Dick. Balls even.” After that they get down on all fours.

#{ dog. } #{ asks. } #{ anonymous. } #m!a dog speaks