my dreams have come true, thank u for the margarita mom
it annoys me that i’ve never had alcohol (just like a small sip, calm down) even though my dad let my older brother drink beer in switzerland because he thought the legal drinking age was 10 so yeah why not let your ten-year-old have some beer
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why does this highway have speedbumps
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i like my chocolate milk like i like my men
rich and unhealthy
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anyone else worry about getting attacked by sharks when ur swimming on ur period or just me
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ever wanna fake ur own death to figure out if anyone actually cares about u or is that just me
Me (at my own funeral, behind a bush): you better fuckin cry
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i post 60% crack, 25% art, 10% geekiness, and 5% legitimate cries for help
follow me if u relate or smthn idk
how do people even do those ”follow me” or “like and subscribe“ plugs like wtf how do u assume people like ur content and then tell them to devote more time to u???
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i meant cats but yeah sure cars why not
love that snapchat filters work on cars
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anyone have tips on falling out of love?? asking for a friend lmao
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matching profile pics for you and your bestie 😌
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love that snapchat filters work on cars
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