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it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer

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nobody tweaks harder than a taylor swift fan is2g

#original #she needs to retire and give chappell roan her private jet i think

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hey guys it's so big here

#original #cody 😎

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really? another album? didn't she just make one??

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

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they should make a spell to kill cars

#jjba part 2: gay sex island

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it's like they say in dune: "i must not jeff. jeff is the killer"

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you can move me by using the arrow keys

#original

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they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position

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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

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