Okay not a photo op but HOLY SHIT U GUISE IS THIS A STORY.
So, @consulting-cannibalâ drew this for me a little over a year ago at the last @destielconâ, and Iâve been teasing her since then that I was gonna ask the actors to sign their censor bars.Â
So Mishaâs auto was first, and went like this:
Me: *hands photo to handler*Â
Handler: *stares for like ten seconds while giggling* *slides art over to Misha while watching for his reaction*
Me: Hi Misha um you totally do not have to sign that I have something else for you if you donât wantâ
Misha: *grinning* Oh, Iâll sign it. *studies art for several seconds*
Me: *hands Misha a fine-point silver marker* I was hoping you could sign your censor bar.
Misha: *signs bar* *shakes head, chuckles* *starts writing at the bottom*
Now at this point I canât see what heâs writing because itâs silver ink on white paper in not-great lighting and my contrast vision is shit. So when heâs done he slides it back to me and I read it and laugh and ask âIs this a message for Jensen?â And Misha smiles and says âYep!â
So the next day (like three hours ago and holy shit Iâm still dying) I have Jensenâs auto, which goes like this:
Me: *hands art to handler* I brought an alternate for him to sign he totally doesnât have toâ
Handler: *huge smile* He will definitely sign it. Iâve been waiting for you guys to show up.
Me: Oh wait were you at Mishaâs table yesterday?
Handler: Yep!
Me: *gestures to Jensen* Does he know?
Handler: Nope, I wouldnât dare spoil the surprise. *hands the artwork back to my mother while we wait our turn*Â
When itâs our turn, the handler leans down on the table to watch Jensenâs face. And then:
Mom (to Jensen): *not yet showing him the artwork, pointing to me* Sheâs waiting to see your reaction to this.
Jensen: I have to warn you, Iâm not a very reactive person.
Mom: *slides him the artwork*
Jensen: *stares at the artwork for like thirty solid seconds while making his Grumpy!Ackles-trying-not-to-laugh-because-heâs-pretending-to-disapprove face.* *studies the artwork some more*
Me: *starting to get nervous that weâre seriously holding up the line* Misha left a note for you at the bottom there.
Jensen: *head still down, trying not to laugh*
Mom: *hands him the fine-tipped pen* Would you sign your censor bar?
Now this whole time Iâm elbows down on the table watching his face because he still hasnât picked his head up, and heâs just all pursed lips/suppressed smiles/eye crinkles and IâM DYING. So he signs the censor bar very, very carefully, and starts to pass the art back to me, and then changes his mind and pulls it back and writes #snag on it and promptly LOSES HIS SHIT. At which point I also lose my shit (and so do all the volunteers around the table, as itâs now been like a full minute and nobodyâs even pretended to try to move us along because everyoneâs so fucking amused by this), because he was trying so hard not to break and he just couldnât hold it in and it was fucking GLORIOUS.
So he finally hands it back to me and heâs still chuckling and grinning huge at me and we thank him and he thanks us and off I go to look up whatever the fuck #snag means because apparently I am old and have no fucking idea. Urban dictionary tells me itâs either Australian slang for âsausageâ or Native American slang for hooking up, and really either one works, but now I wish Iâd asked him what heâd meant. Imma guess âsausageâ :-p
And Scout is my roommate at this con so I showed it to her and told her what happened and her reaction was glorious too.
Anyway that is the story of how I and also how Scout both died at SPN NOLA.Â
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This guy is a great storyteller and a great person, I am his fan.
So, the time has come where I have decided to share my hidden Nashcon 2016 Cockles photo op with everyone.
Why did I wait so long? Because I told myself, as a silent promise to Jensen and Misha, I was going to wait one year from the day, before I share it, even though Misha said to share it initially. Haha. Anyway, itâs been four months past the year mark, and I have decided to finally unveil the photo, I know it might garnish some stuff from haters, and I might be called âdisrespectfulâ, however I ask everyone to read below first, on how my situation went down with receiving the photo, and then cast your opinions.
 So, I am waiting in the photo op line nervous as all hell haha, I keep the front of the book hidden the entire time, just patiently and nervously waiting. The book I held in my hands was âThe Threesome Handbookâ, by Vicki Vantoch (For those who donât know who she is, sheâs the amazing woman married to Misha!!). Iâve had the idea in my mind for nearly a year on how funny it would be to take a photo of the three of us reading it, I could imagine Jensenâs âwhat the hell position is that?!â Face, I can imagine Mishaâs mischevious intrigued face, and then I would just be there looking like a dork, haha, either way, it was a yearâs idea in the making. So the time has come and here i am shaking with my bookâŚWhen it is my turnâŚI walk up to themâŚI immediately went to Jensen first because above anyone else, I wanted to get his Blessing for the photo, I didnât want him to do it if he was not comfortable with it, and I was perfectly fine if he would have declinedâŚSo, Iâm right in front of Jensen and I say âI completely understand if you donât want to do this but, if not, itâs okay, but can we do something with this?â I showed him the book Mishaâs wife wrote âThe Threesome Handbookâ, and he was like âWith this?â He replied with like a shocked laugh as he pointed at the book, I laughed a bit in embarrassmentâŚThen at this moment Misha comes over to the two of us, he sees the book and giggles as he grabs it, Misha being amused at the sight of the book, all I could do is look on in embarrassment and nervously laugh. At this point however, Jensenâs handler came up right away and was like â Nope. No. No.â And she snatched the book out of Mishaâs hand. So he was like âOh Wellâ with a shrug kinda look then I was like âOh wellâ, I knew at that point it was the risk of asking, so I didnât mind. So I turned to Misha and Jensen and was like âHugs then?â So we did a hug picture. The bliss and awesomeness of being between those two, still sends shivers down my spine. Forgive the capital letters but this was the exciting partâŚafter the picture I THEN HUGGED THEM BOTH AND SAID THANK YOU, THEN THE HANDLER GAVE THE BOOK BACK TO ME. I WAS READY TO WALK AWAY WHEN MISHA GRABBED MY HAND, PULLED ME CLOSE TO HIM AND TOLD THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE ANOTHER. SO MISHA HUGGED ME WHILE WE HELD THE BOOK AND JENSEN GAVE HIS LIKE âWHAT?!â FACE. I WAS IN SHOCK!!!! SO ALL I HAD ENOUGH REACTION TIME FOR WAS TO MAKE A DORKY LOOKING âIdk, worth a shotâ SUGGESTIVE FACE.
It happened so quickâŚI was not expecting it at allâŚAfter the picture all I could do was happily give Misha another hug, and just mutter âThank you thank Mishaâ, I gave Jensen one more quick one and kinda high tailed it out of the room shaking.
NowâŚI was absolutely happy, and just speechless, I had two ops, the op I wanted to do, and I spent more time with them. The thing is thoughâŚAfter some timeâŚI felt badâŚbecause I wasnât sure if Jensen was upsetâŚor kinda just disappointed, because I felt maybe he didnât want to do it and it was forced, as much as I appreciate itâŚTo confirm, I decided to apologise to him when I got my autographâŚThe stressful part of it all, was the timingâŚSeeâŚI had to wait for the pictures to print, I wanted to grab it right away because I know sometimes people take photos of other peopleâs pictures, and I didnât want this to get out by someone elseâs hand. The thing is Jensen was then signing autographs in the same timeâŚSo, I was pacing back and forth from the picture table and the autograph hall to see how the lines were, just as it seemed like autographs were almost over, as they called my row many minutes before, the pictures were put out. LUCKILY I received my picture and I was able to make the line for Jensen, photo hidden. So again I nervously wait in line, when I got to him in line, he recognized me and said âHey youâ and smiled, and of course I was like âHiâ *giggles* and then I said âJensen Iâm really sorry about the book photo opâ. He smiled and was like âah, itâs no problem at allâ And I said âOkay I just wanted to make sure you know I didnât mean anything bad by itâ and he said âDonât worry about it, itâs perfectly fineâ. I apologized to his handler also and she said â Its okay honey, Iâm not mad about itâ and they both said you have a good night and pretty much donât worry. So *SIGH OF RELIEF*
Got my autograph and his Blessing!! However me being me, I wanted securityâŚSoâŚTo Make sureâŚWhen I got my Misha autograph, I walk up to Misha with items in hand to get signed.
Misha: âOh hey itâs you, how are you?â
Me: âIâm good thank you, how are you?â
Misha: âIâm good, Iâm good, are you having fun?
Me: âYeah, itâs been really greatâ
*Misha begins to sign my items*
Me: *Nervously* âCan I ask you a question?â
Misha: âOf course go aheadâ
Me: âWas Jensen upset with the photo with the book?â
Misha: *smiles, then giggles* âOh no, he wasnât upset at all. He would have gone through with it if a certain handler didnât snatch it away from usâ
Me: âAre you sure? I really donât want him to be upset, I just didnât think itâd be badâ
Misha: âNo, donât worry about it at all, he wasnât upsetâ *Misha hands back items*
Me: âOkay, thank you Misha, thank you. You have a great nightâ *I say while gathering my stuff*
Misha: âYouâre welcome. You tooâ *Misha smiles*
*I turn to walk away when Misha says to me*
Misha: âDonât give it a second thoughtâ
I respond by just smiling and saying a relieved âOkayâ, and then I turn and head out to the hall.
SoâŚThis is that photo, from my amazing Nashcon 2016 timeâŚI hope those viewing, find the humor in it as much as I doâŚIf youâre gonna share it, please just attach this story with it, so people know, that yes while some might find it tasteless, it was done with a calculated understanding of the actorâs feelings behind taking the photo and not without asking their personal consent for it first, the events that unfolded from it, were not expected and were out of my hands, just as well I finally want to thank Misha and Jensen and just as well, Jared!! (Though they may not ever read this haha) for everything theyâre do for the fans, it was a great time and is now a hell of a story I can add to my life of events. Everyone elseâŚenjoy. :)
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