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Back on the topic of hxh being jojo

#mun speaks

[fat-slobby-jojo-girls]

Back on the topic of hxh being jojo

#mun speaks

[fat-slobby-jojo-girls]

Also this is just straight up a stand

I don't make the rules

#mun speaks

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HxH said "what If we took stands and made them HORRIFIC"

And honestly I respect it

#mun speaks #mun ramblings

[fat-slobby-jojo-girls]

May or may not be on a part 7 kick...

Yee haw

#mun speaks

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[ LISTEN TO MY RHYTHM ]

#mun speaks

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"HE STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW. WORD FOR WORD!"

*gets hit by truck*

#this is stupid

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"I call it parallel future..."

"HE STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW! WORD FOR WORD!"

*gets hit by car*

#this was dumb #mun humor

[fat-slobby-jojo-girls]

Sand powers are cool

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"Call me skinny one more time and you'll be seeing god."

#muse: tomoko

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The obvious conclusion is the best way to gain powerful underlings is for Dio to birth them himse- Wait... This is starting to sound familiar.

On one hand...

He can't stand the thought of bringing more Joestar's into the world

On the other hand

He's 4 for 4 in making incredibly powerful offspring AND he looks great in maternity clothes...

Such a dilemma indeed

#mun speaks #anon ask #muse: dio #preggo kink

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Rumor has it Dio has wound up pregnant in more than a few universes

It's no secret he is a fan of the finer things in life. Women, men, power... especially power. And as he travels across the newly opened multiverse his body adjusts to fit in as best it can.

Of course if that means he happened to get pregnant after a particularly eventful evening or two... well he certainly isn't going to complain.

#mun speaks #anon ask #muse: dio #preggo kink

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What gave Dio the idea to travel across the multiverse, is he planning for something?

Cuz he might just end up failing in multiple silly ways if he's traveling that far ;p

@bloatonronpa

Well the plan WAS to become an all power diety with dominion over time and space. And use that power to wipe out his enemies and live the perfect life he always wanted.

But he got his ass kicked and well all his plans went out the window. Now he's stuck going from dimension to dimension only occasionally causing trouble.

#muse: dio #bloatonronpa #mun speaks

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Eoh but dio becomes a cartoonishly evil villain who just shows up across the multiverse in increasingly elaborate disguises/alter egos

#mun speaks #muse: dio

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His metabolism being tied to a reanimated corpse isn't exactly making him any thinner.

"Damn it Jojo why are your boobs so BIG?"

#muse: dio

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"BWOOOOOOOOORP! FUCK ME, this Florida heat is killing me."

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Stand users should be immobile... and fat... and hot... and wheeze between each Ora...

#slob #mun speaks