fatmobiustales

[fatmobiustales]

Well!  I suppose we should explain.

Name’s Sonic.  Sonic the Hedgehog.  And as you can tell from that pic up at the top, me and the gang have been putting on weight.  I used to be called the fastest thing alive.   And then the Xorda came.   Nasty buggers.  Like something out of a cosmic horror storry.  I took a shot to the back, made me unable to walk.  If it wasn’t for Dr. Eggman... Yeah.  Doctor Ivo ‘Eggman’ Robotnik.  We used to call him that to make fun of his weight.  Shows what we knew.  The guy really stepped up.  Created a robot version of me to make it seem like I was still in action while he repaired my spine as best he could.  I could never run again, but at least I’m alive, and Mobius is safe.  He helped out a lot of people, giving them cybernetics to help keep them mobile. 

And after that, he pretty much solved world hunger forever.  Which is why I and most of my friends are on the chunky side right now.  I run a chili-dog stand with my Uncle Chuck.  I’m dating Amy right now (yeah, finally decided to give her the time of day), and a lot of my friends are together as well.  And all of them are friggin’ big.

Bunnie and Antoine are happily married.  (It’s so weird seeing Bunnie’s cybernetic limbs fat, but hey, Eggman’s a genius, so...)  Sally and Nicole are together, and are planning on getting married.  Shadow and Rouge have a casual thing.  Tails actually has multiple options, including Cosmo (a friendly alien, if you can believe that), Fiona Fox, and pop star Mina Mongoose.  Even Metal Sonic is putting on weight.  (How is beyond me, but good lord, Eggman’s robotics are advanced.)  He’s engaged to media mogul Breezie the Hedgehog. Knuckles... is complicated.  He was thought to be the last of his kind, guarding Angel Island and its secrets all alone as it floated aimlessly through the ocean.  But then the Nocturnus Tribe came back, a tribe of Echidnas locked in an interdimensional cage.  Their leader, Ix, had killed most of the males save for a lunatic named Finitevus, and a powerful echidna who’d taken the name Enerjak.  (We later found out his name was Demitri.)  Metal Sonic drove off Ix, Finitevus, and Enerjack, and now the females of the tribe are living with Knuckles on the island.  Shade, Julie-Su, and Lien-Da in particular are interested in him, although Lien-Da makes me nervous.  

There’s regional governors assigned by Eggman to help the local leadership run things.  Ours is a pair of pronghorn deer sisters named Clove and Cassia.  And Rotor’s father, Tundra, is one of them as well.  

We’ve got someone from the future named Silver the Hedgehog!  He was a nervous wreck at first, but he started getting confused, like he was remembering things wrong.  His friend Gold the Tenrec had the same problem.  They’ve settled down, though, and are pigging out like the rest of us.  Silver, Gold, and Princess Blaze are good friends.

Spoiler alert - I have an evil counterpart out there named Scourge.  He’s a pain in the neck, but eh.  Another pain in the neck, although one that isn’t evil, is Sticks the Badger.  She keeps making weird claims about the ‘world not being right,’ and saying that ‘Eggman can’t be trusted.’   I mean, c’mon.  The man’s saved the world dozens of times.  He deserves a little consideration.  Plus, eating just as much as we do kind of belies your claim there, Sticks.   Don’t worry about her, she’s harmless.  So harmless, you can ask her questions! We figured this would be a good way to pass the time, so we got almost everyone we could think of involved.  Me, my pals, the regional governers, Silver, Shadow, Rouge, Dr. Eggman, everybody!  So if you feel like it, come talk to the fattest thing alive!  (At least, I’m trying for it, anyway.  Heh.) ((Author’s Note: Almost every Sonic character in the franchise is available for questions, including Archie pre-reboot and post-reboot, IDW, game, anime, and Sonic Boom characters.  Ask away.)) 

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