we need a huge fucking island in the middle of the Atlantic
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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.
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Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information
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In ancient times, a “bus” was a sort of terrestrial beast. the people of the time harnessed their regular territorial patrol routes by climbing down their maw. buses had complex a nerve system threading throughout their bodies. passengers found that pressing down on certain nodes of this system sent an electrical signal to the creatures brain, causing it to stop moving and open its jaws, allowing passengers to dismount.
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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit
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& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously
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Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life
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Hayden Clay
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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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I am deeply enjoying the facial expressions on both woman and bird in this marginal drawing.
(Cambridge UL MS Add. 4085)
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its finally done!! my full slay the princess AMV. mind the warnings at the beginning, and hope you enjoy!
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"abby, scarlet hollow has an unreasonable amount of art in it, what if for slay the princess the whole game takes place in one location so you only have to draw a few different backgrounds"
The location:
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