faunthekid

[faunthekid]

making a pitch bible for an animated tv show is all fun and games until i have to figure out a way to not make it obvious the presence of dinosaurs and therefore the main plot is just. pure self indulgence. nooooooo professor i didn’t create an entire story based around the fact i like extinct bird lizards nooooo its thematic its deep i promise

#hoping my professor focuses on the sister main characters and all they have to offer and NOT my chickenified velociraptor i’m making #possibly domestic for. reasons #(reasons being i WANT A PET RAPTOR AAAAAHHHHHHH) #faun.talks

[faunthekid]

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

#dungeon meshi

[faunthekid]

"They don't teach us about that in school how am I supposed to know" well you seem to know a lot about Bakugou but they don't teach you about him in school. Do they

[faunthekid]

kevin feige you will not see the light of heaven

#idk what happened but REAL

[faunthekid]

festering

tip jar

#hhhhhhhhhhh #tlt

[faunthekid]

Hadestown is the best take on the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, because all over the internet I see people say, "You're not supposed to think of how he could have succeeded! That misses the total point of the story. Everyone was doomed and there was no way anything could have worked out alright. If you're imagining a scenario that didn't end in tragedy, you're just an arrogant fool. Just shut up and be sad about it"

But Hadestown says, "please please please think of how it could have been. Orpheus would have never looked back if he just had hope, please have hope, he would have wanted us to have hope. If you don't walk out of this theater thinking of how it could have been, we have failed you. go have hope, go see the world in the way it could be, so help us"

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i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

[faunthekid]

“You ripped my t-shirt.”

“Yeah, and you broke my nose.”

#fail boyfriends #it’s a teen wolf night on the dash

[faunthekid]

girl who listens to the microphones and mount eerie 24/7 wondering why he feels so bad all the time

#surely it’s not…. the incredibly depressive nature…… of majority of the songs…… #must be the lack of sun! #i lov the microphones

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Figured out my Nydas design? I think?

#ahhhhh!!!! #exu:c

[faunthekid]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “The Fall of Avalir” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Vespin Chloras in the mirror

My buddy Zerxus pacing: asmodeus is definitely not lying to us

#exu:c #fave

[faunthekid]

comics have being going downhill ever since someone in the late 2000s decided that characters should stop being bitches and obnoxious assholes. peter parker is a nice guy. kate bishop is quirky. modern amadeus cho probably wouldn't even tell reed richards to kill himself. where is the bitchery? the cuntism? these days all we have is scott summers

[faunthekid]

eid mubarak to everyone who celebrates!! may it fill your hearts with joy and peace 🤍🤍🤍

[faunthekid]

fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

#rip succession sundays you were real to me

[faunthekid]

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

[faunthekid]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

[faunthekid]

everyone should read the lies of locke lamora. btw. if you even care

#i’m on the second book. positively losing it #these books are like crack to me #ty locke for inventing the most entertaining and riveting ways of fucking up #faun.talks