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i'm 29 i'm still 15 i'm still 21 i'm already 89 i've been dead 200 years

#really feeling this today on my [redacted] birthday

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he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

#jesus

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#fellow in the middle gave my dog cancer

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absolute love corrupts absolutely

#sylvain sylvain sylvain #“i love you to the point of destruction” or smth like that #murdering gay ass

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

#a tale as old as time <3

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im going to gather a group of adventurers to come kick your ass for being evil. what kind of damage are you weak against

radiant—wait SHIT, no types! no types of damage!

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You wanna work with me? Bring something to the table

#have you considered pursuing a career making bank with furry art #man i love how you do lighting

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advice

#sylvain

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pokémon can be anything but most of all well they’re your best friend in the whole wide world…

#salazzle <3

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he squinty :(

#it’s a lot less red than it was #poor wee man :(

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bruh my dogs are just falling apart

migo has worms. migo has injured his eye. izzy has worms. izzy has diarrhea. sadie has a mysterious bump on her nose. sadie has a biopsy on her nose and has stitches. sadie is throwing up from anesthesia. sadie can’t take her pain medicine for the biopsy incision because she keeps throwing up. izzy is throwing up because she keeps eating grass. migo has constipation and yells about it. jp’s teeth are falling out.

it’s one thing after another, man :(

#i’m very tired of cleaning up poo and throw up #:(

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wait now I'm curious. if your mutuals could come visit you right now what would be the first thing you'd show them from your town/city?

#all the rockets!!

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10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

#my sole experience getting high was eating an extremely strong medical grade edible #i thought it wasn’t doing anything at first so i ate more #long story short: i hallucinated; saw god?; found ‘new jokes’ in an old show; & ate 2 pound cakes until i finally sobered up 48 hrs later #fun experience; never want to repeat it

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Compiled set of rough animations!! Moving into clean-up and colour:)

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you're cringe. but you're MY cringe.

edit: add this little guy

#ahhhhhh #p r e t t y 🥺 #love trix art sm 🥺

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary

#cancelled for being funnier than me