fazbear-ent-official

[fazbear-ent-official]

To: fazbear-ent-official

From: bonnierocks87

Subject: hiii :D

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Hi! This is Cassie!!! I'm using my dad's computer and account bcuz I don't have an employee login. :(

I was wondering when the Roxy Makeup Kit is gonna be approved for the Prize Counter? I really wanna be like her! She's so cool!

Thanks!!!!!!!

hello, unfortunately i can't give you a release date yet but i promise we're still working on it, mostly need to find the right formula and also new product testers as our former ones all quit after the first formula tests :(

#ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

I found this cool yellow bear thingymabob in one of your locations, I put it on but the head isn't coming off, what do I do????

congratulations, you just won a free, officially licensed, fazbear ent fursuit!

#ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

Your pizza tastes like the number seven…

i personally mostly taste 8 but if you say so

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[fazbear-ent-official]

some noteworthy tags

"vaccines and woke cartoons makes kid transgender" stop dismissing mangle's hard work.

[fazbear-ent-official]

some noteworthy tags

"vaccines and woke cartoons makes kid transgender" stop dismissing mangle's hard work.

[fazbear-ent-official]

The inclusivity in this mall is completely unacceptable. Just now, the duck robot was angrily speaking using emojis at my daughter. So what if he kicked her beak and called her ugly? He had every right to! Not everyone speaks with emojis!!!

This is outrageous and I demand a lawsuit for improper communication and lack of restraint.

- Angry mother

hello, very sorry for your poor experience at the mega pizzaplex, but also a few questions to help us deal with this situation:

do you believe insulting and kicking someone in the mouth/beak is acceptable behavior? how exactly was your daughter in her right to do so?

how was glamrock chica speaking in emojis?

are those even real, legally reprehensible infractions?

what does inclusiveness have to do with that?

do you believe i give a fuck about all this?

#ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

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nonono PLEASE SOMEONE PULL ME OUT I CANT SWIM

#ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

I saw the prize counter guy give a kid something out of the lost and found as a prize for tickets, is this allowed???

just updated the company rules, it is now, see article 1204-12-9

#ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

Hey, this is Officer Who T.F. Kares from Hurricane's local police department.

We received an anonymous message coming from within this establishment. Something about a small kid in a rabbit costume was trying to maim another kid his age.

I'm here typing this email to ask if there has been any strange happenings. If not, then it's fine. No investigation needed. I'm tired and just want to go home.

- Kares, Who T.F. --- Hurricane Police Dpt.

nothing to report, you can go home while i have a talk with my boss just in case

#the mf got a new minion?? #i hatr it there #ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

so true, no commentary needed

Remember!

Buying bootlegs of merchandising from big companies is always okay!

Do not support Fazbear Entertainment.

They started falling apart the moment I left.

[fazbear-ent-official]

so true sir, except the last bit, it was already falling apart before

Remember!

Buying bootlegs of merchandising from big companies is always okay!

Do not support Fazbear Entertainment.

They started falling apart the moment I left.

[fazbear-ent-official]

"vaccines and woke cartoons makes kid transgender" stop dismissing mangle's hard work.

#fnaf #five night at freddy's #why do you think im agender #they took it

[fazbear-ent-official]

Based on a part of the intro to security breach

#art things

[fazbear-ent-official]

or you mad because it's a club you've been banned from for scaring everyone?

sorry dj music man won't be at the pizzaplex tonight, he got a gig at the gay club

[fazbear-ent-official]

imagine if they were happy

#*that one picture of the guy with white hair smokin a cig* imagine. #<- prev so right #ooc: if you ever wonder abt their relationship status in this blog's lore its whatever makes the joke funnier or scratches my brain right rn #art things

[fazbear-ent-official]

Dude Your fucking wolf robot bit me and called me a pissant how are you still in business

i'd really like to know but ngl roxy probably did that for a good reason, i trust her judgement

#and even if she had no reason gotta sport womens rights and wrongs #ask fazbear ent

[fazbear-ent-official]

Mosab Abu Toha, "Interlude", from his poetry collection Things You May Find Hidden in My Ear: Poems from Gaza, available for download here

#important