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#same

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It's been 8 years since Mason Cox debuted on Anzac Day???? 8 years since Travis Cloke was brutally murdered by criminal coaching mastermind Nathan Buckley r.i.p. Travis we miss you and we're sorry you were reincarnated as a dog, that sounds horrible and

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Er, when did this little sexy unicorn get 30 disposals in a game????

#you'd think I'd remember #was it in the defence year???? #once Daisy played at half back for Collingwood and ended up with over 30 disposals #that was his last game for Collingwood i think #back to fazzy #but Faz wasn't the sort of loose half back player that racked up disposals #faz was more assigned to stick close to a forward #any forward #his direction was probably just 'pick any forward' and faz picked one sitting down eating grass #pick any forward and he picks the one that Nick Maxwell is already minding #pick any forward and he picks himself #oh right yeah because in that year of defence fazzy did the kick ins #he learnt well from heater #kick to yourself and then long kick out of the 50 #that's two kicks for every behind the other team scores #so if you're playing Melbourne then that's 40 kicks

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I hope Robbie Williams is there with a half hoops half navy poo scarf that says "two de konings is in the air"

hooooly shit. sam de koning 50th game this saturday

#fly Robbie back to Australia for this #let Robbie do the pre match entertainment #Collingwood and Essendon have serious last post stuff and then Carlton and cats have Robbie arriving in a pink suit #Robbie presents the De Koning medal at the end which is for the best player in the air #which is most likely a de koning #seeing as Jeremy Howe isn't playing in the de koning cup

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Tumblr, do I want to move to Richmond and pay $1738 in rent OR stay where I am (much closer to work and probably safer area) pay $2020 in rent and raise a bunch of rats in the second bedroom

#I'll just tell my friend to move out whenever she wants #Just leave me here I'll be fine #Just lying on the floor every evening listening to Taylor's tortured poets department #my parents told me that i can't pay the full amount in rent but then i can't pay $1738!!!!! that's also way too much #everything is too much #get a second job #leave sophia and get a job with a normal salary #there are dodos at the tax office earning more than me #no offence to my dad #actually you know what there is a big difference in $1738 and $2020 #like a huge difference #i sent out a $1700 invoice once when Sophia thought it should've been $2000 and she spat out her grape and sent me 63 angry emails at 3am #slight exaggeration but the gist is the same #okay so it's a big difference

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

#this is unfair #it's getting even DARKER at night now #like the darkness is coming EARLIER #i swear it never used to be this dark when i walked home from work and now it's really dark on my way home and #crazy

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i have not stopped laughing at this

#omfg

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Alright, which one do I submit for Cody's drawing competition 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#or do i draw another one #I've got one of Trent and ginni..... #no idk #obviously the Daisy ones would win #also can i join Cody's colouring group or do i have to bring Charlotte #Charlotte is a magpie though #is Joseph too young for colouring #I'll kidnap Joseph (not my brother shut up) #my brother Joseph is too young for colouring but a 1 year old should be alright #Joseph's dad is a dog supporter but his mum has a soft spot for Collingwood #his mum doesn't care too much though #oh and yes i understand all these options are great #thank you #you're welcome

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I need this porno moustache on the MCG more than I need air

#oleg Markov

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The b in category B rookie stands for baby

#wil Parker #he's still a baby!!!!!! #he's so cute

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#same

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

#same

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Please support Carlton for me when I’m in the gone world

Shut up Alex no you're staying in this world and you're going to do pies at the pub for our interstate games because I'm too poor and disorganised and scared of my boss to travel to Perth for a Friday night game and I need you there and the Birmingham need you there to buy six beers at the bar and drink them all yourself and your three wives need you because we're all too dumb to look after ourselves and one of your wives thinks she can get by in life on a minimum wage and wonders why renting is so expensive, it's not, she's just poor and stupid and gets degrees only to make coffee and feed the very hungry caterpillar and

Alex please don't go and stop supporting Carlton, it's bad for you and--- wait I'm sorry please don't leave

#anon

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A wild Harry appears behind kids club

#harry Demattia #First year players are so serious #trying to take everything in #also his fingers look fine #wait there's one on the end that looks... #ewww what is that #like he had a band-aid on it for too long and taken it off and it's made dints and #harry sort of looks like Beau but idk beau wears his hair up on the field #how does beau get his hair in a perfect bun that lasts the whole game?????? #like he comes out with his hair out and then by the time the game starts it's perfect bun from start to finish???? #he should discuss buns with grace Campbell #or beau just doesn't go in for the hard ball enough #Grace put on the number 13 jumper and is just programmed to be on the bottom of a pack #this is Harry's future #The number 13 is dangerous #actually Daisy was 13 hmmm he just ran up and down the ground looking pretty #there's hope for harry

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#green flags

#bless

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The West has deemed the lives in Iraq and Syria as small print

#Taylor is priorities

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Remember when Port Adelaide thought they'd cracked the code on Craig Mcrae's master game plan lmao you're not St Kilda

#aflm #i thought of an OJ joke can i tell it #OJ took off the glove and Mason put it on #oh man why did i say that now I'll wake up a million angry anon messages #how dare i besmirch Mason Cox's good name by comparing him to ORANGE JUICE #I'm thinking of when Schmidt mimed OJ taking off the glove and idk i could have it wrong #I'm sorry