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[felix-graham-devanily]

I would start begging for forgiveness now.

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

You will be hearing from my lawyer in two to three business days.

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

This is a fake screenshot and I will be suing you for defamation.

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

Happy Holidays. My gift to the world is the fact that I exist because I am amazing and none of you would know what to do without me.

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

Together no one will be able to stop us, no matter what.

We’ve been bullied enough. It is time for the Felix Graham de Vanilies of Tumblr to unionize.

@argosofficial @felixgrahamdevanilyofficial @felix-graham-devanily

Tell me if I missed anyone, our strength is in numbers!

#not alwps

[felix-graham-devanily]

You can’t stop us.

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

I have like a jar with three of them. Do you think that will be enough?

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

Well Tikki isn’t the boss of you. Let’s find an akuma and test it out.

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

#another life with parisian superheroes #if we are quick enough she can’t stop us

[felix-graham-devanily]

Just because of this I’m going to eat the next butterfly I see.

psa: for your own safety please do not consume any butterflies or objects that are red with black spots. thank you

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

Be free my little goosling and bring honour to our family.

Are we fighting geese now?

Let my get my fighting shoes!!!!

#another life with parisian superheroes

[felix-graham-devanily]

You didn’t give him a chance. He was sweet.

even before the denny's fight, i would still be the first to tell you: i would lose a fight to a goose. those things are terrifying

#another life with parisian superheroes #m: canadian geese do not fuck around

[felix-graham-devanily]

You are on very thin ice, Melodie.

But I digress. What if we skipped straight to blowing up his kitchen.

lamp man (derogatory)

that is all

#when did you find out #also you’d think he would have at least some better taste for alina designs #he sucks

[felix-graham-devanily]

Ah but then we would have to show him that his pancakes suck and I don’t have the mental capacity to deal with the man child temper tantrum right now.

lamp man (derogatory)

that is all

#how much do you know

[felix-graham-devanily]

Italian.

Hey! I found my Flamethrower!

#at least i’m allowed to half*ss my job and still get results #you try as hard as you can and still fail <3

[felix-graham-devanily]

You accuse me of arrogance but your mouth drips of nothing but it. Hypocrite. Your weak morals shall be your downfall.

I am back!!!

[felix-graham-devanily]

You would dare get in the middle of the fight of the ages?

I am back!!!

[felix-graham-devanily]

Insult stealer.

Hey! I found my Flamethrower!

#… #You are a terrible person.