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interview with the vampire characters as text posts

#interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #claudia de lioncourt #iwtv 2022

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part 5 of spn as text posts memes i made

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Twitter really said "you've read 300 posts time to go touch grass"

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is this the equivalent to a qrt

Going to try and be more active on here now since it looks like Twitter is dying 😭

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↪[vicious headers] ↪ like or reblog if you use!

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SOMEONE PLS DRAW THIS

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Crow's first encounter with a microwave...

Kaz: I don't trust it.....how much do you think it's worth?

Nina, *gazing at it with her head to the window*: Do you think it can cook a waffle?

Jesper: Wylan already blew up a potato inside of it.

Wylan: How was i supposed to know that would happen!?

Mattihas, head titled: How does it work with no fire?

Inej: Why can't we just appreciate it and move on?

Kaz: Sell it to Pekka- incase it's a bomb

Jesper: If it could be a bomb then why do WE have it !?!

Wylan: It's not a bomb.

Inej: This is chaos just throw it out

*Mattihas frantically presses buttons*

Jesper: This is the end for us

Inej: Stop being so dramatic

Mattihas: Do you think it can melt metal?

*and then there were none*

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kaz during parent teacher conference:

*kaz on the phone*: i told you to take him out back not through the club what the fuck did i hire you for? *violently hangs up*

kaz: sorry where were we?

principle: your daughter has been expressing violent behavior in class lately.

kaz: doubtful, she wouldn't hurt a fly

*looks out the window to see inej jr. throwing blades instead of softballs*

kaz: aw... i wonder who she learned that from :)

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Stranger things characters as new girl quotes

Joyce: you always see the worst in people

hopper: yeah cause people are the worst

jonathan: im not a dad guy, dont like dads okay never have

Argyle: its okay man

Jonathan: whats okay man

steve: the only time a man should be thinking about another man, is when that man is john Travolta

steve in the mirror: hey eddie, i know its un expected that im here, its because i wanted to tell you something. your my boo. your my boo and i been missing you, ive been missing you oh so long.

Robin: you know whats weird is that i dont find this weird anymore

will: you can go to my funeral but uou cant speak my funeral is my time to shine

Lucas: so i say to her walk with her, i barley even know you

max: stop talking to me like were in the middle of conversation we just sat down

robin: chicken

nancy: what

robin: i made eye contact with the chicken he knows i had eggs for breakfast. take her take the pretty one.

nancy: i dont think that the chicken knows

robin: NO

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six of crows things that better happen in s&b season 2 or i will sue

"who's mark?"

"you're all horrible"

kaz's 'ur mom' joke

"scheming face?" "definitely" (at least 2 of these

"my ghost won't associate with your ghost"

"my darling inej, treasure of my heart"

kaz stealing some kid's liquorice...then biting him...then stealing his trousers

the 'pay someone to burn your kruge for you' scene

kaz falling in love with inej backstory scene

"man with a knife, remember?" "man with a gun" *puts up middle finger*

kaz's talking tree jokes

the start of kaz's eye surgery career🤩🤩

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nina: you areee

jesper: my fire

mattihas: the one

inej: deeesire

wylan: believe, when i sayyy

all together: i want it that way!

kaz from upstairs: SHUT UP!

#six of crows duology #incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #kanej #shadow and bone #inej ghafa #helnik #wesper #deleted scene #the beatles #correct soc #inej soc #soc headcanon #incorrect soc quotes #soc #soc duology

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speechless by naomi scott from aladdin

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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jesper: why are you the way that you are?

kaz: how long do you have?

#six of crows duology #incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #incorrect soc quotes

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*movie starts*

Kaz *whispers loudly*: is your seat moving why is my seat moving?

Jesper: shhh! calm down just watch the movie.

*water sprays*

Kaz: WTF!?

Jesper: ITS OK!

Kaz: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

Jesper: THE MOVIE IS IN 4D!

Kaz: YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME THAT BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTED??

#jesper and kaz going to see a movie #kaz and jesper #soc headcanon #six of crows jesper #incorrect six of crows #six of crows memes #six of crows #soc #leigh bardugo #kaz needs a hug #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #netflix shadow and bone #shadow and bone #the crows #crow club #jesper fahey #kaz dirtyhands brekker #bastard of the barrel #crooked kingdom #six of crows duology

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Six of Crows BTS

—kaz interviews jesper for a spot in his gang.

kaz: do you know why you’re here today?

jesper: you needed a sharpshoo-

kaz: wrong.

jesper: oh…then why-

kaz: i’m gonna ask you a few questions and you answer them honestly. if i like what i hear, you get the job. understand?

*jesper nods*

kaz: first question, how are you with lying, conning, stealing?

jesper: brilliant!

kaz *check marks box* : ok… are you good at magic tricks?

jesper *smiles cockily*: yeah, you wanna see-

kaz: great. next question. if i were to ever call you by a different name would you question me?

jesper: kinky!! but no.

kaz *throws clipboard* : you’re hired! welcome to the crow club jordie!

#six of crows duology #incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #wesper #jesper fahey #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz rietveld #incorrect soc quotes #correct soc #soc headcanon #soc incorrect quotes #soc #jesper van eck #six of crows jesper

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kaz: i’m having a friend over so… behave

jesper *jaw dropped* : a friend? how- i mean, we’re the only people you interact with 24/7

nina: jesper! that’s rude… but a valid question.

inej: what kind of friend? business?

kaz: no. just someone i met on my way to the slat

nina: oh my god this is historical

mattihas: i think you mean hysterical?

nina: no, this is historical. i mean- once in a lifetime, never going to happen again.

wylan: we’ll behave kaz, don’t worry

nina: we have to clean this place up it’s a dump!

wylan + jes: HEY!?

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nina: it’s been 3 whole hours, where are they?

kaz: what?

jesper: your new friends?

kaz: OH!… that was a lie i just wanted you to clean this place. it was disgusting.

inej *sighs* : i should’ve known

jesper: of course it was a lie, you don’t trust any one except us.

kaz: that’s right *sips tea*

*doorbell rings*

kaz: okay what the actual fuck-

#six of crows duology #incorrect six of crows #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #kanej #shadow and bone #inej ghafa #helnik #wesper #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz needs a hug #incorrect soc quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #kazzle dazzle #six of crows #soc #leigh bardugo